Text Messages not meant for you

[Joolstoo]

I had one last night, here it is reproduced in all its glory - quite shocked really!

"hi its dem my mum has just bakhanded me acros da face bcos i piked up da fone afta she grbbd it im cryin and lookin at beta days i just want fings 2 b relaxd luv uso much u an afriend wiv a beard are keepin me goin luv u xxxxx"

quite sad isn't it? I replied saying they sent to the wrong phone so they'd know the person they 'luv' wasn't ignoring them.

i had one this week - new phone number from XXXX. I know of a few XXXX, but none of them well enough to think i might want their new mobile [puzzled face emoticon]

Someone picked my number up off someone elses phone thinking I was someone else with the same name. I then spent a week getting messages leading up to asking me out!!!

I sent one to dh once saying I was really drunk and asking him to collect me - except I sent it to my boss who was next to him on the list....
Luckily I had a cracking boss who not only laughed about it next day but did bother to text me back saying I got it wrong and still needed to contact dh!

I've posted this before but I think it bears repeating.

My ex and my dw used to be next to each other in my phone. I sent a very very rude text to ex by mistake. I actually saw it sending to the wrong name and turned my phone off in an attempt to stop it sending.

She received it, THREE times.

I got one inviting me up the graveyard for a drink and a smoke.

Did you go? It might have been a laugh.

They forgot to specify which graveyard.

LOL at this thread ....

Gingerbear ... that was probably from my brother, he lives in Malaysia and has a way with laydeeeez

In the days before texting I left a very soppy lovey voicemail message on DH's (then Dboyf) phone ("Hello schweetie, I miss you, can't wait to see you, just you wait till you see my new underwear" type message [vomit emoticon])... or so I thought. 6 months later it was played aloud to all of my wedding guests by our best man

My cousin sent a filthy text to her dh, after she sent it she realised it had gone to her GP's number. I still laugh thinking about that robotic voice reading out the message to the stony faced receptionist.

when i worked for a large pharm company i had acces too my bosses e-mails, I was instructed never to look at the ones from Mrs Jones*.

Obviously the temptation was too much and I read 'what a tiger he had been in the bedroom the night before, he made her come so hard' blah blah.

I left shortly after, probably from vomiting too much

I have a male friend who is an all round genius but parties very hard and has done for years. He has just been studying for his phD and whilst out on the town recently he sent his tutor a text that was meant to go to his friend asking did he have any acid
He passed and is now a Doc