What would you do if you had spotted the yobbo who regularly leaves his dog's shit near your house?

[FluffyCharlotteCorday]

I just saw his dog shit and he walked off without picking it up. He allows this to happen regularly so his dog shit is constantly on the pavement.

Given that he's a yobbo and the council can't be arsed, what would you do about this vileness?

One step up from Martianbishop - wrap the turd up in newspaper, put it on his doorstep, set the paper alight, ring the doorbell and run and hide. When the big turd tries to stamp out the fire with his foot he'll stamp in the little turd he left on the pavement earlier.

Vendictive, vitriolic and slightly violent (not to mention dangerous and probably illegal) but it's a nice thought to keep you going.

Ginmummy you are evil!

follow him home and post it through his letterbox.

Why do people do this? I especially hate when Im taking my kids to the local park, and there is always dog poo everywhere. These are in my opinion, ignorant, lazy, inconsiderate, assholes. If you own a dog and want to be a responsible pet owner.. then you pick up your dogs poo(takes what... like a minute of their precious time?)and put it in a receptacle. Why should My kids or I have to clean dog poo off our shoes, when we don't even own a dog? People in citys shouldn't even own dogs IMO. Dogs need room to run(it is out of pure selfishness to have one otherwise), preferably not in a public place that is used for the enjoyment of many.

I was thinking of this thread last night...some fecker keeps letting thier dog shite outside my gate.
im going to do the humphreyscushions dh thing....somethings fell out of your dog.

I'd scrape it up & deposit it in his front garden/path.I have done this to the guy over the road from me who let his dog shit in my front garden.