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At a wedding last Saturday, dp & I were sat opposite...........

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yorkshirelass79 · 25/09/2006 12:55

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yorkshirelass79 · 25/09/2006 13:19

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tissy · 25/09/2006 13:23

not quite the same, but I once went to a relative's 50th birthday party, wearing a strapless dress I'd made myself. It fitted perfectly, but when I did the "Gay Gordon's" with my uncle, I raised my arms, and absolutley nothing was left to the imagination

Gobbledigook · 25/09/2006 13:24

rofl!

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yorkshirelass79 · 25/09/2006 13:32

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Surfermum · 25/09/2006 13:33

I met an x of about 18 years at a wedding too. He was very clearly gay! I introduced him to my then partner without saying how I knew him, and in a very camp voice he said "Pleased to meet you. Surfermum and I had a little flingette, didn't we darling".

Northerner · 25/09/2006 13:44

Ha ha ha!!!!! Who on earth was it?!!! I want to know.

themoon66 · 25/09/2006 13:45

'flingette'.... love that description!!!

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yorkshirelass79 · 25/09/2006 14:07

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CJinSussex · 25/09/2006 15:35

Tissy - this is exactly what happened to an old colleague of mine - during the Gay Gordons too. You're not from Reigate are you!!!

tissy · 25/09/2006 18:33

no, have never even been to Reigate. Imagine it must be a fairly common occurrence with the Gay Gordons, though

lizziemun · 26/09/2006 08:38

not so much for me, but xp who was cheating on me but denying it at the time dd is best friends with my 9 year old cusion who was born 6 months after he finally got the message that i wasn't interested.

He was VERY when he came to pick her up from a birthday party.

I found it very funny.

Carmenere · 26/09/2006 08:45

That's nothing, I went to my friends wedding last week and it was if my whole sex life was laid out there in front of me in the Church
There were 7, yes 7 ex's of mine at that wedding and what was worse was dp wasn't able to go with me

Actually tbh it was quite good fun meeting up with lots of nice people after such a long time and I've never been that easily embarrassed anyway

moondog · 26/09/2006 09:04

I once stripped to my knickers at a very posh Cheshire wedding and threw myself into the pool and started doing lengths.
Bride's mother ordered me out,frogmarched me upstairs and levered me into one of her cossies with conical reinforced boobs and legs so low cut they were somewhere near my knees.
On refelction,emerging wearing that was even more cringe inducing than half naked frolic.

Carmenere · 26/09/2006 09:10

LOL Moondog! Reminds me of the time I, along with a few others was asked to leave the parents of the brides hot tub as it was outside their bedroom window and they were trying to sleep
IME Irish weddings are much wilder affairs than British ones - ie involve far too much alcohol.

moondog · 26/09/2006 09:11

lmao
They were probably jealous.
Imho,there is something slightly pervy about hot tubs.
My aunt and uncle have onre,and when their boys were teens,went away for w/end but forgot something and turned back.
Lads in jacuzzi,frolicking with their girlfriends.

Uncle went ballistic.

Carmenere · 26/09/2006 09:25

But hot tubs are for frolicking, really you can't expect teenagers to ignore one there for the asking
Word of warning though, the bride of the last wedding I went to had her hen party in the penthouse of a hotel in Dublin and caught some type of dermatitus from the hot tub. First thing the dermatologist asked her was had she been in a hot tub recently

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