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which is the most emotive subject on mn?

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Blandmum · 24/09/2006 22:16

The one that most often gets the heated posts flying?

Breast vs bottle?

SAHM vs WOTH?

Circumcision?

Grapes?

Vaccination?

state vs private?

I don't want a spat over this but what is the topic that most often gets MN frothing at the mouth?

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CalifornifamousFanjo · 25/09/2006 20:15

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Blandmum · 25/09/2006 20:16

A tattooed poster with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shoped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique

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tamum · 25/09/2006 20:16

You deserve it

tamum · 25/09/2006 20:17

A tattooed poster with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shoped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford and is being told off by cod

CalifornifamousFanjo · 25/09/2006 20:18

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Blandmum · 25/09/2006 20:19

A tattooed poster with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shoped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford and is being told off by cod who poasts aprp, and someone does a flounce

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ScummyMummy · 25/09/2006 20:19

A tattooed poster with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shoped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno

Mercy · 25/09/2006 20:19

rofl at this thread, you are all too quick for me!

tamum · 25/09/2006 20:22

A tattooed poster with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shoped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?"

CalifornifamousFanjo · 25/09/2006 20:22

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CalifornifamousFanjo · 25/09/2006 20:23

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ScummyMummy · 25/09/2006 20:23

A tattooed poster with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shoped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site

Blandmum · 25/09/2006 20:25

A tattooed poster, who's tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shoped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno

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ScummyMummy · 25/09/2006 20:30

A tattooed poster, who's tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shopped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford while nibbling cheese strings and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site

Blandmum · 25/09/2006 20:32

A tattooed poster, who's tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shopped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford while nibbling cheese strings and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site which allows tickers

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ScummyMummy · 25/09/2006 20:38

A tattooed poster, who's tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shopped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford while nibbling cheese strings and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site which allows tickers some of which feature graphics that are reminiscent of nintendogs, a game which the poster's 5 year old dd plays for at least 15 hours per day

Blandmum · 25/09/2006 20:41

A tattooed poster, who's tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shopped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford while nibbling cheese strings and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site which allows tickers some of which feature graphics that are reminiscent of nintendogs, a game which the poster's 5 year old dd plays for at least 15 hours per day which is all the time she has when not being a child* 'moggle' with pearced* ears

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ScummyMummy · 25/09/2006 20:44

A tattooed poster, who's tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsing her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shopped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage choildminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford while nibbling cheese strings and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site which allows tickers, some of which feature graphics that are reminiscent of nintendogs, a game which the poster's 5 year old dd plays for at least 15 hours per day which is all the time she has when not being a child 'moggle' with pearced ears, a lucrative employment which enables the family to afford the holiday of a lifetime, during termtime admittedly, but who cares, schools are only there for babysitting after all...

CalifornifamousFanjo · 25/09/2006 20:52

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TheRealCam · 25/09/2006 21:05

PSML

Bud the 56 year old deputy head of a private school

tamum · 25/09/2006 21:21

The coup de grace, Cam

(Vintage MN, this thread)

CalifornifamousFanjo · 25/09/2006 22:33

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anniediv · 25/09/2006 22:47

Californifamousfanjo, you forgot to mention the stolen grapes were left whole not cut in two

ScummyMummy · 26/09/2006 11:58

A tattooed poster, whose tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsising her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating whole stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shopped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage childminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate while childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head of a private school dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford while nibbling cheese strings and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site which allows tickers, some of which feature graphics that are reminiscent of nintendogs, a game which the poster's 5 year old dd plays for at least 15 hours per day which is all the time she has when not being a child 'moggle' with pearced ears, a lucrative employment which enables the family to afford the holiday of a lifetime, during termtime admittedly, but who cares, schools are only there for babysitting after all... at which another poster takes offence..after all anyone can have the holiday of a lifetime if they go CAMPING as long as no horrid unsuitable children are playing football near the Oregon 450 multistory tent

Blandmum · 26/09/2006 12:12

A tattooed poster, whose tattoos are misspelled, in ksinyn janes with piercings calls another mother a chav, for circumsising her son and serving junk food at the the celebration and for bringing her human Named rottweiller along, the other mother also throws out a breastfeeding mum, while wearing footless tights and crocs and a mooncup, while asking posters on MN not to use text spk or drive 4x4s, while eating whole stolen grapes from cheap supermarkets which she shopped in while parked in the P and T slots without her child ...who was at home with an underage childminder watching unsuitable TV, eating turkey twizzlers and drinking a fruit shoot from a bottle on a disposable plate while childminder is in the other room on the PC talking to a "boy" named Bud who is actually a 56yr old deputy head of a private school dumbing down his grammar to avoid being caught, who is part of the secret Narnia Mn apostrophe clique, and who is also buying expensive stuff we know he can't afford while nibbling cheese strings and is being told off by cod as follows: do youb know i am a mja nad ksinyn janes are otn ni thsi saesno, whereupon at least two "new" posters start threads entitled "why do you all worship at the shrine of cod?" and another emails all the people on the swap thread to ask them to join her rival parenting site which allows tickers, some of which feature graphics that are reminiscent of nintendogs, a game which the poster's 5 year old dd plays for at least 15 hours per day which is all the time she has when not being a child 'moggle' with pearced ears, a lucrative employment which enables the family to afford the holiday of a lifetime, during termtime admittedly, but who cares, schools are only there for babysitting after all... at which another poster takes offence..after all anyone can have the holiday of a lifetime if they go CAMPING as long as no horrid unsuitable children are playing football near the Oregon 450 multistory tent (we all know the type, the sort of kids* who's parents swear at them )

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