Now this is what I call gossip

[sykes]

FF??

Lol sykes - but you can't give any more details?

Oooooo you been sharing again??

Please embellish a little sykes!!!

Oi YOU!!! you never said

so what's he like then

spill the beans

Well, you know how shy and retiring she is.

What singer? Am lost. Although, apparently FF intends to do some singing this Easter weekend if I can find somebody to hit the spot. Oh, God, shoot me now. I think I've gone a bit odd.

have you been drinkin woman

I'm sending myself home as am becoming an embarassment.

Marvellous, see you 8:30 in the Conservative Club in Hayfield. FF and I will be finishing our pub crawl of Derbyshire there. We'll be wearing humorous t-shirts such as: We're mad we are, mad for it. Would anyone else like to join us?

hey sykes if your going to derbyshire why aint i invited?

Fio2, please feel free to join us. Hopefully I'll have calmed down by then. I'm up there - have rented a cottage - from Thursday until Tuesday. FF and her boys are staying but it's fairly big so if you wanted to stay or something am sure there'd be room.

where is it?

Hayfield - in the village.

I will look it up sykes!

I really am going now - will catch up in the morning. I'm going to take some BAch rescue remedy to calm down.

Fio i am quite happy for you to stand in for me.

why???