Anyone know anyone like that 'friend' on Extras - the one who made the barbed comments? Give me examples!

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Here's mine. 'Friend' came into my kitchen and said 'oh, you've done something new, it looks different.' I said, 'no, nothing' and she said

'Oh, I know what it is. It's clean'

Then went into my living room.

Classic!

I had:
'I thought breastfeeding was supposed to make your boobs bigger'.
hee hee

bumping this for the afterschool crowd

My mother:
" oh you have such beautiful children, they look just like your dh"

My mum, 3 days after having dd1, when i went for my first walk about without baby, and I told her I got complimented by a bloke on the street

"well, some men LIKE big bottoms"

Arrrgh! Sounds like the sort of stuff I say but I don't mean it like that, honest!

Was round at my friends the other night. I took another of my friends with me who was male. They had never met before. We sat down and the first thing she said to me was...

"Oh by the way Tamba, was talking to my friend the other day and she said you could get a boob job on the NHS especially when they are as bad as yours..."

ME - hmmmm

"Dont you think she could do with a boob job Tambas Friend?"

Friends Friend ( if you see what I mean ) said to me at a dinner at friends house 6 weeks after having DD - "Oh YIAM you're so lucky - fat people always have such lovely faces - yours is positively cherubic" !!!

Bloody bitch !! - actually she's lovely and was pissed - but she's a good size 16 herself !!

Nothing to add to the OP, but wasn't Extras funny?....Dh and I really had a good laugh at it; hope the rest of the series is as good. Hijack over!

Friend to me, over the phone: 'Oh, I might have a little present for you!'
Me: 'oh, how lovely'
Friend: 'Yes, I bought a dress in New Look but they didn't have my size. I thought it would be OK, but it's simply ENORMOUS - so of course I thought of you."

Same friend about a birthday party she was havign for her boyfriend in about six months time. I had recently split up with my boyfriend.
'Oh I'm thinking of having his party as a dinner at this swanky restaurant, what do you think?'
'Ooh, lovely'
'But of course you wouldn't be able to come as it is couples only'

and by the tiem the date came round, her boyfriend had left her for another woman, and I was living with dh to be!