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feckin' kids playing feckin' football outside my house

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Twiglett · 17/09/2006 18:53

and they don't even live here

it is NOT ok for them to play there even though its a public street

their houses don't back on to the street

play outside your own house

'we're not allowed to'

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marthamoo · 17/09/2006 18:54

Throw a cat at them.

SpaceCadet · 17/09/2006 18:54

tell em if they dont clear off, youll stick a fork in their football

SherlockLGJ · 17/09/2006 18:55

Snort at Moo.

Gobbledigook · 17/09/2006 18:55

Hehe - I knew this was your thread just by the title!

I told some kids to push off yesterday - they were mucking about in teh brook behind our house (bleurgh!) and no, I don't own the brook but f*ck off and play at your own house rather than peering over my fence going 'oooh, look they've gota trampoline' followed by 'you little bastards' to my 3 and 2 yr olds. Nice.

youknowyouloveitCOD · 17/09/2006 18:56

sre they makinfg noise

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Twiglett · 17/09/2006 19:01

ball comes over wall into garden

there is a 3 strike rule here .. ie we'll get a ball twice but the 3rd time they have to come back next day

but tbh I don't want to piggin' get someone else's ball twice a day .. I don't want kids coming to my door every single day saying can we have our ball back

and they play against the side of the house too which makes thumping noises

it is soooo annoying

at least they are polite I suppose

harrumph

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youknowyouloveitCOD · 17/09/2006 19:02

you wait till its your sona dn youa re sying!" htat old bag at numebr 34 is a cow"

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Twiglett · 17/09/2006 19:03

if my son was old enough to play outside without supervision he'd be old enough to go to the piggin' park .. that's what they're there for

why should I have to deal with other people's brats?

play outside your own fuckin' house

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Gobbledigook · 17/09/2006 19:04

soooo, with you there!
Thank the Lord for living on a busy road

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Twiglett · 17/09/2006 19:06

I have had a disgusting idea

I am going to start smearing it with the stinky cat poo before returning it

hopefully curing at least one of my problems with one of my other problems

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hyacinthb · 17/09/2006 19:07

My sympathies - we had this where we lived before in a quiet cul de sac. They played outside our house because that is where the road terminated so there wasn't much through traffic.

Thunk thunk thunk went the ball against our house and car

Did tell them to 'clear orf, and be gone with you'

2shoes · 17/09/2006 19:20

they play right out side our house cos according to ds it is the only place they can play "kerby"(whatever that might be) and no he doesn't play with them

we have a park right behind oue house

southeastastra · 17/09/2006 20:12

would you prefer your son to play outside your house, or in the park though? let them play!

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Twiglett · 17/09/2006 20:14

let them play outside YOUR house

why should they play outside MINE?

they don't even live on the road they're playing on

they're not playing in front of their own because, and I quote they're "not allowed"!

it is not benign ... it is noisy, distracting and it makes me answer the door around 3 times a day when I'm in the middle of other things

do you really think I am out of order?

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laneydaye · 17/09/2006 20:15

tell the little brats to effoff...xxxx

aitch71 · 17/09/2006 20:26

you aren't out of order. why don't you ask them where they live because you want to go and ask their mums why they can't play outside their own house? hopefully they won't want the embarassment and will clear off (or are they scary?)

southeastastra · 17/09/2006 20:30

ah meanie! we have a green out the front, but boys (and men!) see it as a chance to kick the ball around, they can't help it! haha

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