Inspired by the waxing stories & thinking we need cheering up after all the abuse stories thought it'd be fun to have a laugh at funny embarrassing things we humans do...am red in face as i tell you mine but here goes....
was driving to friend a long long way away. stopped & got coffee etc at services but didn't go to loo...big mistake..was getting more n more desp and more n more envious of the men who can just stop n wee in the bushes. there wasn't another services and anyway i began to think i'd have to hobble in holding myself if i did get to one! so rather than wee on seat was inspired by my empty coffee cup (costa - med size!). Stopped in empty lay-by, put jumper over to cover me, positioned myself with coffee cup between my legs, pulled niks to 1 side and let loose. aahh great relief...until cup overflowed! fk, sht...floor getting wetter in my panic, let go of niks which got soaked, had to stop flow with muscles n fingers, open car door & empty cup!! then positioned & filled it again...emptied...filled another third cup before was finished. but by now a car was behind me! I took niks off, straightened myself n drove off with rest of wee still in cup! I can't believe i'm telling you all this but i can't keep it to myself any more!!!!!!!