Because I an bored , let's bring the Famous Five up to date.

[Blandmum]

My dh is out, and I'm BORED

to start us off

'I say, george, fancy a bit up the bum after we finish this hard boiled egg and ginger beer?'

From 5 get into Anal

Don't get me started, I just spent the last week of the summer holidays playing Aunt Fanny.

"Anne, can you make another round of sandwiches and some of those scrumptious cakes, there's a dear"

"Fark orf, Julian, I'm a feminist now, dontcha know"

'can I have some more cake Mrs Farmer's Wife'

'Bugger off and eat the carrot sticks'

From 5 adopt Healthy Eating

'My my George that's a charmingly short haircut for a girl.'

From Five have Diverse Sexualities

always thought dick was a bit dodgy tbh.

makings of a serial killer

'It's 8 o'clock for you Julian...'

From Five Get an Asbo

'Timmy's stuck down a well again!'

From Five and the RSPCA

LOL at those two!

Am loving this! It's the Blyton addiction from when I was young... Will set this as a task for my kids at school when I get the chance. Mind you, they don't really know what I'm on about, so Blyton won't help...

Lol at Mb thought this would be a tame thread!

"hello Julian" said D-to-tha-izzick "what a sippin' time wizzle gonna hizzy this brotha

From 5 get into Gangsta Rap

'I say, Julien, let's shop that Rumanian begger to Immigration'

Sorry, that was too much like the originals, wasn't it?

ha yes the originals just need the titles changing - abandoned all summer etc.

I suggest "5 Go Into Care"

Love the gansta rap am imagining all sorts of other versions of classic titles including the trippyness of the Magic Faraway Tree....

" do be quiet children,your uncle is working and you know how cross he gets when he's working"

The famous five walk into doors.

'5 go a-pimping'

" i say, that's a foreign cigarette end.They'll be up to no good i'll be bound"

Five join the tory party

'I will survive' Simon!

From Five go on X Factor

'Ooh Timmy you have got a wet nose... but get your paw off the car horn.'

from 'Five Go Dogging'

gosh we can all play games without leaving these loely horsehair armchairs.

5 investigate PS2