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Oh shite I just told the woman at the tax office that my name was countess dracula

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CountessDracula · 22/08/2006 16:00

Was mnetting while waiting for the tax office to answer, when she asked my name I was just filling in my posting name and said it out loud

oh god

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maddiemostmerry · 22/08/2006 16:07

I used to work for the IR, believe me we got some very strange calls

Kidstrack · 22/08/2006 16:08

only thing i have done that was a bit silly was when i was listing some of dd's clothes on ebay, i wrote this gorgeous outfit belonged to my dd!

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CountessDracula · 22/08/2006 16:08

oh I HOPE she is a mumsnetter

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SaintGeorgeMarple · 22/08/2006 16:09

She will be sat there thinking 'sarcastic cow'.

IR, blood suckers, CountessD

My sides are hurting.

hoxtonchick · 22/08/2006 16:09

you loon cd

MerlinsBeard · 22/08/2006 16:10

ROFL

JessaJam · 22/08/2006 16:12
Grin
expatinscotland · 22/08/2006 16:12

Great idea! Think the taxman will believe me if I tell him I'm the real SlimShady?

PMSL, CD!

At least you didn't tell us all about your pongy fanjo under an unsuccessful namechange .

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CountessDracula · 22/08/2006 16:12

expat HOW did you know about my pongy fanjo? [win]

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katierocket · 22/08/2006 16:14

excellent

winnie · 22/08/2006 16:15

pmsl

SecurMummy · 22/08/2006 16:15
  • looks like there are lots of us out here making fools of ourselves today!
cazzybabs · 22/08/2006 16:17

You mean you are not a loony with delusions of grandeur?

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CountessDracula · 22/08/2006 16:23

damn I have been sussed

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Thomcat · 22/08/2006 16:24

PMSL!

nutcracker · 22/08/2006 16:26

ROFL, you have just made me LOL which is a challenege today

SherlockLGJ · 22/08/2006 17:29

This is still making me chuckle.

thewomanwhothoughtshewasahat · 22/08/2006 17:32

fantastic! But I do think we should campaign for dh, dp, dd, ds, mil, fil etc to be part of the English language they are just the perfect short-hand.

SenoraPostrophe · 22/08/2006 17:33

ha ha ha.

nikkie · 22/08/2006 20:29

PMSL!

Tortington · 22/08/2006 20:50

oh dear cd. i think you have a problem!

Xena · 22/08/2006 20:52

snorted my tea at the title

soapbox · 22/08/2006 20:54

Snort!

The DCs are demanding to know why I am killing myself laughing!

They're now howling too

CountTo10 · 22/08/2006 20:56

have just choked laughing on my bananas & custard and dp thinks I'm total nut!!!!!

MarsLady · 22/08/2006 20:58

oh dear Lord................. lol PMSL ROFL LMAO YOMANK! (you owe me a new keyboard.... read that on here once, haven't seen it since.. but really like it)