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the daily mail mother

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Tortington · 05/08/2006 00:01

files her nails whilst looking on at her children assaulting each other, only then to slip a dvd in and leave them engrossed in the evil box.

quite surprising

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mrsbang · 05/08/2006 23:35

pml, my colleague buys the Daily Mail.

In her defence, she only buys the Saturday edition for the TV Mag, and she now can't bring herself to buy the Express because her vile abusive ex-H used to buy it.

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Tortington · 05/08/2006 23:39

have you seen the advert yet?

i live in worthing.psychomum. not that far really.

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Lio · 05/08/2006 23:42

Unlikely pairing alert: Mail on Sunday giving away a Stranglers CD tomorrow!

psychomum5 · 05/08/2006 23:43

ok then...going to seem really dim now. I have heard of worthing honest, but where is it in relation to bournemouth tho.

am feeling soooooooooooooooooooo bad about my lack of knowledge with where I am in relation to anywhere....

Joolstoo · 05/08/2006 23:49

its great for sudoku

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Tortington · 05/08/2006 23:55

worthing is great for soduku?

he heee heee hee
erm i am 20 miles west of brighton. which means i am east of you ( remember the sea is south)

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handlemecarefully · 05/08/2006 23:59

"files her nails whilst looking on at her children assaulting each other, only then to slip a dvd in and leave them engrossed in the evil box"

I do this sometimes but I wouldn't been seen dead reading the Daily Mail. Am a bit of a tory but also inveterate snob so it has to be The Times....

psychomum5 · 06/08/2006 00:00

ooh.....that was rather mean....I do know that sea is south you know!!!!!

!!!!

well, that means you are in fact quite close then in the musnet grand scheme of things

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Tortington · 06/08/2006 00:06

i am!

mean - and close

is that a confort? i'm sure it is - being close - not mean. lets et pissed -
do you do pisssed? you must come over to brighton and get pissed with the brighton mnet crew. we do afternoons you know - that way we can get trains home.

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Tortington · 06/08/2006 00:11

oh there is no doubt everyone lets their kids kick shiot out of each other from time to time and thinsk fuck it - another dvd i need a fag / cake/ divorce < delete as approriate> the thing is we dont admit it - this is crucial becuase in tory mc world which the daily mail perpetuates we all wear gingham and cook shit - so what a surprise for them to avertise on telly " buy the daily mail and get a free CD - yes! a free CD, whilst your kids are making you think whether they need an asbo - pop in ivor the engine and file your nails"

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psychomum5 · 06/08/2006 00:12

I can and do do pissed....rather well in fact at times.

only prob now is that I am still on the strong painkillers from my car accident and so am still having to lay off the alcohol.....ooooh, tis hard.

that said tho, a trip for a meet-up sounds a mighty fine plan

would have to make sure with the DH tho.....he not like me telling him what I am doing.....much prefers me to ask (even tho he knows I have already arranged and am really just telling him in a round about way(IYKWIM?)).

anyhoo.....this is gonna have to be goodnight from me...got a sulky DH who is rather miffed at MN getting more of my attention than he is getting at the mo.....poor man..... Am off to give him sone much needed attention, well, as much as my hurty leg will allow at least.

will have to catch up on a meet-up sort out.....

handlemecarefully · 06/08/2006 00:31

Yes agree - it was rather ironic for the Daily crappola Mail.

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