Now don't all rush at once - Who wants to buy me .......

[FoghornLeghorn]

...... this .

I don't mind honestly, and although I know you shouldn't accept gifts from strangers I think I could make an exception this time

I could settle for this I think.
Pokey little swing at bottom of the garden made me LOL

Nope - This is the one

ah, you may jest Foghorn, but I'm keeping my eye on that one in Boar's Hill - it's been on the market for more than a year and the price keeps dropping. If I hold on till I'm [counts] seventy, it might actually be affordable!

It has a v freaky layout though - three kitchens downstairs and another one upstairs? Needs MrsBadger's revitalising touch...

PMSL .
I'd have to be near knocking on 100's door for that to seem feasible. We can but dream

some of the interiors of this million pound pads are sh!t aren't they?

you can't buy taste

these

ooooooooh macsporran

I had a schoolfriend who lived in one of those houses in Hyde Vale. (could even have been that one actually)

very, very lovely. went to lots of parties and teas there