DH has got to so a best man speech for a bloke who's trademark thing when writing cards / in wedding books etc is to do a limerick, so he thought that a fitting end to his speech would be to close with a limerick. Trouble is we're having trouble coming up with one. Can you help?
The key info is this:
He's called Max
His bride is called Sue.
DH met Max at uni where he considered himself something of a socialist lefty but without any oomph (think Neil from the Young Ones but not so hippy-ish - tho he certainly had hippy tendancies, which we're not allowed to mention!). He thinks he's a something of a sportsman but he's not (tho Sue is very good at sport, esp golf). Professionally she's something of a dynamo (they work together) whereas he talks it up but we know that he's not really that driven (his student liberalism is still present but he conveys a capitalist tendancy, but strangely we think he thinks the exact opposite IYSWIM). Max's previous love life has been rather, errr, wayward.
We want to say something that conveys Max's rather haphazrd past and how Sue has "rescued' him. We want something is a little risque, that has a slight jovial pop and Max and portrays Sue in a good light. We don't want it to be trite or overly sentimental.
A bit of a tall order? If you have any poetic tendancies can you help?