Today, I was mostly judging...

[hunkermunker]

..the woman I heard on the radio who said she'd gone to have a makeover at a photographic studio to have photos done for her family's christmas presents.

The DJ said, "Er, hang on a minute, that's a rubbish present, isn't it?"

She thought not. Apparently her family all wanted a soft focus photo of her done up like a dog's dinner.

So I judged her. And found her mad.

That reminds me of a syudent teacher I once mentored who thought it was a great plan to, as a reward for good behaviour, give the kids a certificate with a picture of himself with his thumb aloft, grinning, on it with the timeless phrase 'Mr. X says Great work mate!'

Still, good for a dartboard, I suppose.

lol

hmmmm, student teacher methinks!!!

I think all these freaks live in my town!

She was very indignant that her family might not have appreciated the photos though - said "My family love me!".

Oh I shall judge the women who think that quasi pornographic shots of themselves pregnant,sans clothing apart from an artfully draped bedsheet are tasteful.
Also those who make casts of their swollen midriff or their children's shoes.

You should know Hm!
Surely youv'e been to town lately

ahhh to be happily self - obsessed

I'd love a picture of me, heavily lipglossed and coiffed, gazing into the middle distance with only a piece of gauze to protect my modesty.

And I'm sure my mum and dad would too.

psml wsnFU
i KNEW a woman who had a whole series if nude portraits done for her dh.
SAhe told everyone else about them too.
He didn't seem that bothered.

was he too busy banging the neighbour?

probably.
I remember the kids groaning and going
'Please stop gpoing on about your bare boob photos Mum!'

she sounds RANK

old woman who almost ran into the trolley ( with two girls in it) because she could not move a foot to the other side - then when I moved out of her way - with great difficulty - glares at me....... so judge me syaing in my best stage whisper - YOU"RE WELCOME.