Funny things they say -part 9.

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Ds: "mummy mummy dd just touched the hot tap and she doesn't have any sun-block on"
It took me a minute.....

DD1 : Mummy why does DD2 have to go to the Doctors?
Me: So she can have injections to stop her getting bugs

Later-
DD1: Daddy DD2 went doctors for injections so she doesn't get any bugs or spiders.

DD1 : Mummy why does DD2 have to go to the Doctors?
Me: So she can have injections to stop her getting bugs

Later-
DD1: Daddy DD2 went doctors for injections so she doesn't get any bugs or spiders.

Mummy, when we go to the park I don't think we should let the dogs know we have bones in our bodies................

Mummy, a long time ago when the dinosaurs were alive people called pounds guineapigs............

LOVE having a 5 year old!

whilst I was talking to nanny after getting home from work

dd: mama can I talk to you?
me: in a moment I'm talking to nanny.
dd: mama can I talk to you now?
me: in a moment I'm talking to nanny.
dd: if I have to say it one more time I'll spank your bottom! (with very cross/serious face)

I really have to have a word with dh so he won't use that phrase anymore, not that he actually spanks her but saying it stops her in her tracks.

The other day 5yo ds asked me to play the cd with 'Good Gracious Me, Large Balls of Fire'.

Dontcha just love them! Although i find "Mummy I am vewwy seeeewious" just doesnt have a SERIOUS ring to it iykwim?