The Mumsnet bonding thread - all welcome, bring your sense of fun and dig out your best team-building sandals

[hunkermunker]

Today we're building a raft and then making a parachute for an egg.

If you can get yourselves into teams...

No, I don't think you should go with her. She's a bad influence on you.

Can one member of each team come and collect an egg from me, please? There'll be points deducted at the end of the day for any broken ones.

my elbow hurts I think I might be exempt from any further activities. I will just have to be a dictator.

Welsh - get the fire going again
Rhubarb - make me a brew
Drpepper - turn over the bacon

Who's that coming round the corner? OI! Controlfreak - get me a plaster!

....................please.

ok. stand back all of you. am married to a dr and therefore vicariously medically qualified. give the patient some air. now, pop up on the couch chloe, you may feel a little discomfort, bite on this (no no not the beaver)...

controlfreaky, I may have a drip filter coffee jug and some hand-roasted Guatemalan single-estate coffee.

And I certainly don't want to be bothered with splinters. However, if anyone breaks anything larger than a toe, I'll be there to point out how you're bandaging it all wrong.

I'm going to the offy for some booze, make yer own stinking beaver tea!

Oi! Secur! Want some booze luv? You look like you need some!

i'll come for some booze with you ! i am a team player !

drpepper - no soft drinks allowed, sorry.

PMSL at the beaver biting.

Didn't know there was an offy nearby. Erm.... the elbows actually feeling better

oh mrs b, is it organic? lets go behind that tree and brew up and only share it with people we like and boss each other about as to best way to make it... what do you say??

There is always an offy nearby!

Ooh yes please, I still havn't had that whiskey fir my tooth - one bottle of Whiskey and a pack of lager please.

Actually I will walk with you - may be able to capture some more beaver on the way - this lot are a hungry bunch arn't they?

make mine a large one

not only organic but also fairly traded.

You nick some of Rhuby's hot water before anyone makes beaver tea with it and I'll find some cushions to sit on.

Your beaver did go down well though Secur, it was Welsh's that stunk. Obv her beavers aren't as clean! And you know that Chloe? Well....... (bitch bitch bitch fading away as we walk to the offy)

Snurk

Really .... well

I can hear you, you know rhubarb! I'm stood right behind you - I'm coming for the vodders, remember? Bet you want the ground to open up now don't you? Right, sod ya - I'll walk on my own...........humph!

Never liked you anyway. You just don't like me because you are jealous of my gorgeous, size10, big-boobed figure.

Great! That got rid of her! So you were saying, about WelshBoris, she did what?

i'll walk with you chloe55 as long as you dont mind drpepper with that vodka ( other people have problems with my soft drink choices )

phew thank god that rowdy / disorganised / smelly lot hav b***ed off. hope they get lost in woods and eaten by rabid beaver. dont know why but they didnt seem to like being bossed around.... now. let me do that properly. what do you mean you always do it like thet mrs b... you mean you always do it WRONG then?? look here are some nicer cushions [throws mrs b's out of the way] let's sit over there...

mrs b, mrs b, come back.... NOW!

Phew - one mention of alcohol and they all come flocking don't they?

Right well, last week WB No really

Well, the ice seems well adn truly melted.

Right, i vote that im paired up with a piece of cheesecake.......

Rhubarb has a split personality - she doesnt need pairing up with anyone.

Any other pairings?

I always thought she was a bit like that! And does drpepper really...... !