Do you have an orchard? Ooh I'd love an orchard....

[Northerner]

Atm I live in a beautiful detached 14 bedroomed Georgian mansion with 10978 acres but I don't have an Orchard. I'm even considering moving to a 13 bedoomed mansion with an orchard!! (can you beleive it?)

LOl at Pruni remembering she has frozen Quince in her freezer.

Am still none the wiser to this Southern Quince malarkey. Thought you meant that detective geezer in a wheelchair.

quinces are lush. They take hours to cook, but are well worth it.

You can easily buy them in North London grocers' and prob many other non-Tesco places.

Quote of the week:

medlar is so esoteric

Can I have that in Manc please?

crab apple trees are very pretty

Look this is my bloomin thread. So piss off with your talk off Quince and Medlar.

Lets talk apples and banans please.

Pmsl@'Quince' the detctive with a wheelchair

you are right of course Fio . Though they look too green to eat raw, somehow.

I have a quince too. And blackberries. And an elder tree. Oooh Walnut. I have a walnut tree too.

Now,bananas you'll have to grow in your hothouse.Won't do in an orchard.

"its was a dark night when the Northerner dame walked into the office of the Southern Quince detective agency...."

Am wetting myself now girls.......

'they dined on quince and ........'
come on who remembers the Owl and the Pussy cat

I always wondered what quince was

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Soupy gets a point for walnut tree and loses it immediatly for blackberries,they grow everywhere,not exclusive or esoteric or anything.

i have rhubarb, do I get a point????

runcible spoon (oooh i'd love a runcible spoon) whatever the f... that is

orchards are overrated, unless you have a sexy groundskeeper to help you out at harvest time . . .

I have strawberries and that is it.

no pruni never saw the thread on bletted medlars ..welshboris works for the swansea branch of the quincy detective agency...

Runcible spoon

I would have called it a spork.