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Ladies, I've figured it out. The way to deal with MIL's is with valium!!!

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Carmenere · 27/06/2006 19:09

I. as some of you know, have my recently bereaved mil staying with me atm. Lovely lady in general and I get on well with her and she is doing her best to keep busy and is only weeping very occasionally.

However, I went to my brothers 40th birthday on Saturday night and completely forgot what age I was and drank myself silly and stayed up til 6am, yes I know I don't actually deserve any sympathy whatsoever.

So today was the first day that I've actually spent the whole day with her on my own and the poor old thing keeps on repeating herslef so I'm hearing the same stories all day. She giving out so much about dp's ex that I'm almost standing up for her!!

Now she is my mil so there is that undercurrent of that I'm not actually looking after her boys(dp and dss) quite as well as I should be. And she has intimated that I'm a bit of a wastrel for not liking fake flowers and spending a whole £3 a week on fresh ones. But generally she is ok.

Tonight there was a bit of a flashpoint when as I was cooking mil said she wouldn't mind trying Quorn in the shepards pie I'm making ( I was going to make 2 one with, one witout as dp and dss are veggies). This is progress as mil doesn't like foreign food, including pasta, we eat almost exclusively foreign food, ho hum, the poor old thing has just lost her dp so of course there is no problem cooking plain food for a little while.

So dss comes in and says that he wants olive oil mash(he wont eat butter), so I freak out as I'm trying to please everyone and am feeling ill and stressed out and am going on a business trip in the morning and still haven't packed.

So I was in a steamy kitchen about to cry and I thought 'fuck it, I am going to take one of dp's diazepam' (he was prescribed them for a bad knee) and now everything feels just a little bit bearable.

Thanks for listening if you have got this far. I know I sound selfish but our house is tiny and we have given her our bedroom so I have nowhere to go to escape.

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Steppy1 · 27/06/2006 19:14

...alternatively you could hire a hit man and just get rid of them altogether

motherinferior · 27/06/2006 19:15

Wonderful things, drugs.

heavenis · 27/06/2006 19:15

How many tablets has dp got left,enough to see you through her stay

southeastastra · 27/06/2006 19:20

can you not slip her the diazepam!

repeating themselves is something older people do alot, my mil is the same, try zoning out when she starts talking!

it's good you can rant on here rather than at her! good luck!

Carmenere · 27/06/2006 19:24

Actually I'm really dying to go on my trip tommorow

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southeastastra · 27/06/2006 19:36

sounds like a little time away from her will do you good!

peasinapod · 27/06/2006 21:24

I thought you meant you slipped her the drugs I thought it was quite a good idea on your part . Have a nice trip .

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