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Why am I so stupid???

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FlameBoo · 27/06/2006 12:39

I have spent my life being given the impression that I am reasonably intelligent - I'm not though, today (and every day) is a prime example of why I am as thick as sh*t!

DH says he'll do the kitchen clear up for me.

Thankyou says numbnuts here - I'll sit still and cuddle the crying munchking, DD can run between the 2 of us.

This morning I find (like I always find when he offers to do things like that) - the stew pot full of manky cold water "soaking", the sink full of bits of onion/carrots etc from where he emptied the dregs of the stew down the sink with the washingup bowl still in there*.

manky dishes in said wasing up bowl "soaking" in now cold greasy water because we can't possibly RINSE dishes before sticking them in the bowl.

The kitchen looks neat enough, but it turns out it is all soaking, and stacked neatly ready for me to do properly today .

Next time he can have the screaming babies - I'm going to lock myself in the kitchen for an hour or two with the cd player up loud (to drown out the crying and "I want mummy"), do the dishes properly, and consume vast quantities of wine!!!!

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charliecat · 27/06/2006 12:45

Thats not you being thick as shit thats him not doing what he said he was going to do.
Why DO men think that doing the dishes means stcking them up neatly for some other twat to do>>>>???????

FlameBoo · 27/06/2006 12:48

Ahhh, but I should know better by now

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charliecat · 27/06/2006 12:49

You think so? I think you should leave them for when he gets in

aelita · 27/06/2006 13:29

With you on this one! Likewise I always kick myself whenever I accept a kind offer from DH to make dinner. It will inevitably involve me having to clear a total bombsite when we've finished eating. The concept of 'tidy up as you go along' seems to be anathema to him. And why should making a simple cup of tea produce so much mess?? My parents came to stay last week and I discovered my dad's just as bad. Deep breath...

FlameBoo · 27/06/2006 13:30

Did the main big pot cos I need it for dinner, but the rest is his. Possibly plus 2 crying children if I can convince him that my mum needs me asap

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Jazzi · 27/06/2006 13:32

Thought this is very funny - dp does exactly the same thing!!! If he ever does clean the kitchen, he never cleans the hob either..really drives me nuts!

Rhubarb · 27/06/2006 13:37

My dh actually cleans the kitchen much better than me! When I do it I leave bits of dried on food on the cutlery that I get shouted at for. He does a good job on the oven too! But then he does plug in his CD so that he is oblivious to the screams of the kids and I do wonder who is getting the better deal!

Tinker · 27/06/2006 13:40

Oh, oh, oh...tidying up as you go along...raw nerve...why so hard to do? I am a slut but even I know this makes things so much easier later.

Fimbo · 27/06/2006 13:41

It's a man thing. My dh leaves bits in the sink too. I have just had my dad staying with me for a week, I told him to put cups/glasses etc in the dishwasher but no he has to hand wash them - which amount to rinsing them under the tap and not using washing up liquid. The cups are all tea stained and the glasses are all marked and have mouldy bits in the bottom. Pah!

dublindee · 27/06/2006 13:44

I am petrified now having read this. I'm off for girly weekend to Cardiff with my sis on Friday. Her pressie to me for my birthday the following weekend. DP and DS (16mo) are gonna be home alone and I dread to think what I'll be greeted with when I arrive back on Sunday evening!!

Jasnem · 27/06/2006 13:46

You're not alone...
dp leaves the work tops spotless, but puts plates with the leftovers still on them in the sink for the fairies to do.

He tidies up, too. - I come in to a spotless house, then graduallyrealise that he has scooped everything he has found into the washing basket and put it in the cupboard under the stairs.

spinamum · 27/06/2006 14:33

How I laughed!!!

My Dh thinks he's a god when it comes to housework. He is good TBH but I've being pg for the last three months and it is very apparent that standards are slipping. Cold manky water left in sink with/out stuff soaking or food left at bottom of sink cos water has drained away eithor on its' own or due to DH involvement. Is it only me that picks up the manky food from sink when we finish washing up. My big prob is that a few yrs ago I wasn't brill at doing housework. Worked very long.stressful hours and was too knackered to polish my sink every night. I've totally changed since, but i'm still the messy one and he's the tidy one. He also has areally annoying habit of starting to cook,wash up,etc,then ringing someone mid task and "casually" mentioning he's got to go cos he's cooking.washing,etc.

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