Saw one of our Year 10 girls staggering to school pushing one of those 'crying baby' dolls in a real push char. God, she looked knackered!
So having complimented her on how beautiful her baby was, as asked if the baby had slept through.
'no, she cried all night, and I'm feeling ill, I'm so tired'
'my little one didn't sleep through for 9 months ' sez I
'I'm never going to have one,miss!!!!!!!!!'