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Random acts of horridness!!

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CountessDracula · 05/02/2004 14:30

To provide a bit of light relief from all that niceness going on on the other thread...

eg I did used to enjoy directing people in the wrong direction entirely when I was a teenager (until someone came round the one way system again later and spotted me and shouted at me!!)

Again when a teenager, we used to have a similar number to our local hairdressers and get about 3 calls a day for them. I did sometimes used to book appointments for people if I was feeling very naughty.

The one I enjoyed the most was this. Walking down Notting Hill Gate and a public phone was ringing. I picked it up and it was someone calling about a motorbike for sale in Loot. I made an appointment for the person to come round and gave them a false name and address.

I was a HORRID teenager but it was fun

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CountessDracula · 06/02/2004 09:39

willow2 that is brilliant. More revenge than random act of horridness, but brilliant nevertheless. Maybe we should have a revenge thread?

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Beccarollover · 06/02/2004 09:45

i weed on DP's toothbrush a couple of weeks ago

ks · 06/02/2004 09:48

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SpringChicken · 06/02/2004 09:59

Becca, really ? ? That is gross !

CountessDracula · 06/02/2004 10:01

My SIL once stuck her vile flatmate's toothbrush up her bum.

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WideWebWitch · 06/02/2004 10:07

stressyhead, my dad used to do that wave and beep thing too, we loved it as kids! MI at made up statistics!

Northerner · 06/02/2004 10:08

Ooh these are great! Just remembered another actually. When I was about 17 I had a Saturday job at a local department store, there were about 12 of us all a similar age and we had a real laugh. One day a new girl started, very niave and so not street wise. As she was new she got the job of cleaning the staff room at the end of the day, which included cleaning the staff loos. We told her she had to empty the sani bin (which of course she didn't)but bless her, she did it!

Beccarollover · 06/02/2004 10:17

Yes, he was being rather piggish and I needed an outlet for my anger so I went upstairs weed on the toothbrush then poured a bit of mouthwash over the end so he would just taste mint - gave me immense satisfaction everynight while he brushed his teeth hahahhohohohohahahhahaohohoh

I must be evil as I regularly used to spit in exdp's food if he was horrible and thought nothing of dropping things on the floor before they went into his sandwiches for work (needless to say this was an unhappy relationship - we split soon after!)

suzywong · 06/02/2004 18:40

I love this thread
I knew someone whose sister poured hated DP's tea through her knickers instead of strainer.

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