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SoupDragon · 24/05/2006 21:18

"Aargh! Black lab covered in PVA and orange poster paint" Just fab

"Dd attacked by a Power Ranger" Kind of surreal

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Aero · 24/05/2006 21:27

'i hav been sent a turd, or drugs'......the mind boggles, only to discover it was wedding cake. Marvellous.

swedishmum · 24/05/2006 21:30

SoupDragon, both of those were mine - kind of sums up my surreal day....

SoupDragon · 24/05/2006 21:38

I didn't realise they were both yours swedishmum :o Fab!

Yes, the drugs/dogturd/wedding cake one is another goond title.

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FrannyandZooey · 24/05/2006 21:39

Can we have a link to the turd drugs cake one, please?

SoupDragon · 24/05/2006 21:39

\linl{http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=1375&threadid=176567\here}

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SoupDragon · 24/05/2006 21:40

oh arse.\link{http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=1375&threadid=176567\here}

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MrsDoolittle · 24/05/2006 21:40

I like that - suits my humour Grin

FrannyandZooey · 24/05/2006 21:43

Thank you that was indeed very good :)

harmonicacarrier · 24/05/2006 21:49

there was one of franny's that went:

why do I always do a big stinky poo in the downstairs toilet when the dishy windowcleaner calls Grin
but I can't find it in the search

FrannyandZooey · 24/05/2006 21:53

Ah it was in chat :(

so exists only in our memories now I think

However it was much funnier than how you have written it :o

SoupDragon · 27/05/2006 20:53

Found another one that makes me giggle:

Conception : any ideas what this could be

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expatinscotland · 27/05/2006 20:54

HAMSTER EMERGENCY

expatinscotland · 27/05/2006 20:55

For some reason 'Can you keep a hare as a pet?' struck me as amazingly funny!

The OP had purchased what she thought - and what eventually turned out to be - a rabbit who looked very hare-like.

:o

SoupDragon · 27/05/2006 20:55

Yes! I love the hamster one too :o

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Miaou · 27/05/2006 21:05

"OMG!Dd has peed in her patent leather kickers!!!"

  • which we all misread as "knickers" of course...
morningpaper · 27/05/2006 21:05

I pmsl @ Conception : any ideas what this could be too Grin

SoupDragon · 27/05/2006 21:18

If only " yorkshire terrier....good with children??? " had been under "recipes" rather tha "pets"...

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morningpaper · 27/05/2006 21:22

lol yes

I had a vision of a small yorkie wearing a starched hat and a MATRON badge

expatinscotland · 27/05/2006 21:24

'pirate sex?'

harpsichordcarrier · 27/05/2006 21:41

oh I just remembered
"I never thought I would have to pmp for my rabbit"

SoupDragon · 03/06/2006 20:09

" I want a rabbit, dh doesn't.... can anyone answer some questions?"

Sadly in the pet section though.

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AllieBongo · 03/06/2006 20:14

i quite like "20 mth old scary poo" why would you keep a turd for that long, flush it

Xavielli · 03/06/2006 20:17

URGENThow do you get poo out of suede??

Images of lady treating suede like an atomic bomb, had me tittering

JanH · 03/06/2006 20:19

This is not a MN one but talking of hamster emergencies, have you all seen \link{http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/5040934.stm\Mike?}

Excellent explanation for his survival from the general manager:

"Some of the material is shredded and then goes through a series of conveyor belts and grids that enable smaller pieces of waste to fall through.

"It seems that the hamster was small enough to pass through the blades of the shredder, but big enough to pass along the trammel without falling through an aperture.

"We don't get very much animal activity here, but we're delighted Mike survived."

lol at "animal activity"!

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