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god help us...if you're rich middle class with an understanding publisher husband you too can run away from life haha

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zippitippitoes · 20/05/2006 08:33

....if you've ever felt so miserable you wanted to disappear then read this

\link{http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2006/05/17/hpollen17.xml&sSheet=/health/2006/05/17/ixhmain.html\ I'll never moan about my life in ladbroke grove again}

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expatinscotland · 20/05/2006 15:44

'sorry i see blonde I htink nob '

she just looks like a nob/cow/git.

SSSandy · 20/05/2006 15:46

"We had to be self-sufficient. There were mountain lions, there was deep snow," says Pollen. "We had to climb on to the roof to clear it from the ventilator pipes, bring in the wood even in blizzards. Our nearest shop was two hours away. When the car broke down we had to walk for miles in the freezing darkness. No taxis, no buses, no choice. It was good for all of us. We lived on macaroni cheese and all slept in the same bed"

somehow missed this bit the first reading

expatinscotland · 20/05/2006 15:55

Wonder where she was living in Colorado. I climbed those hills and cliffs every single spare mo' I had for 8 years running.

Sadly, b/c of global warming, blizzards are getting very few and far between there.

Can't think of anywhere where a shop is 2 hours away by car unless it's one of the ranger accommodations in one of the parks, and she ain't no park ranger. Even the most remote, say, in the San Juans, is still not THAT far from 'civilisation'.

Most of the wilderness there - thankfully - is public property.

Unless you're living in a new 'burb - sadly, an all too frequent occurance these days - cougars are really not much of a bother unless you're fond of going out at dawn or dusk. There have been some attacks in Rocky Mtn. National Park and indeed a couple scarily close to Boulder in the NCAR area, but they are quite rare - cougars don't really like to hang round people.

In all those 8 years, I only saw one fairly close up. And that was a year when there was a LOT of snow - 1996, I think it was. And that made for slim picking for the cougs to eat. Saw a mountain goat very high up, above 13,000 feet, which was strange as it was. Saw the cougar a few minutes later, again quite strange b/c they don't tend to roam that high above treeline.

The beauty part about Colorado - and the reason the backcountry is so prone to deadly slab avalanches - is that it is VERY much freeze/thaw. There'll be a cold snap, but it NEVER lasts for long. And, it is sunny so often, winter and summer, that - believe it or not - it actually grows tiresome.

She's full of crap.

Alipiggie · 20/05/2006 16:19

To think I could have had her as a neighbour. Fancy having to share the Rocky Mountain National Park with her. No wonder the Cougars have been moving down to Louisville :o. Still not seen one, rattlers and fox's and plenty of coyote's but nothing too big. Somehow can imagine her up at Aspen, slumming it with all the other yummy mummy's. Give me a wooden cabin near Nederland any day. I wouldn't have had her back that's for sure.

expatinscotland · 20/05/2006 16:37

Amen, Ali! Where was she seeing all these blizzards - Decker? LOL!

The cougar I saw was on Mt. Columbia. We were able to do an April ascent on snow b/c it was SO wet that spring. Never happened again. That was the year we were able to do Quandary in May as well and it was all on snowshoes - some other people going up were able to ski down!

That cougar took one look at us and she was OUT of there!

Now elk I can see, especially if she were round Estes Park/Allenpark. But that ain't 2 hours drive from a shop. And she probably wouldn't have made it much past Bear Lake car park.

Maybe she took a drive up Trail Ridge Road and felt inspired.

Alipiggie · 20/05/2006 21:14

I'm guessing she shut the door of her five star rental in Breckenbridge and then decided she was miles from anyone, 'cos everybody avoided her. For most of the Park is protected and building limited to certain areas, mainly the old gold mine areas. Um there's a thought. Having read the article wooden cabin with only an outhouse and log fire is most definitely not her style. Glad she's not here now otherwise I'd be tempted to find her. Would be great to have a man around - but hey I'm managing just fine without. Great to chat by the way Expat

Jimjamskeepingoffvaxthreads · 20/05/2006 21:19

PMSL Alipiggie and Expat. I do think the woman needs a good dose of reality.

zippitippitoes · 20/05/2006 21:20

I'm loving this chat by the way Smile

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WideWebWitch · 20/05/2006 21:22

pmsl at 'the lawyers were emailing me going insane' oh yes, she was totally cut off, oh yes. Agree re the Mexicans, what an adventure that would have been.

Linnet · 20/05/2006 23:35

"The truth was I loved being on my own again. It was a very good exercise and made me appreciate everything I had waiting at home."

But she wasn't technically on her own she had two of her kids with her. Or does she mean in the sense that she didn't have a nanny, cleaner, etc on hand.

arfy · 20/05/2006 23:42

I just love the fact that they HAD a family house in Colorado. As you do

It's hardly a massive running away adventure is it?

suejonez · 20/05/2006 23:44

I'm planning to run away to my family caravan in tenby. And I'm going to write a book about it too. Running with the welsh crouching down in the dark trying to get across the border into England. Will be gritty reality fiction and make me a fortune.

Rhubarb · 20/05/2006 23:48

Fecking bitching twat!

suejonez · 20/05/2006 23:51

Who? Me? Shock

Yo're just jealous of the caravan.

Rhubarb · 20/05/2006 23:54

yeah, am actually!

arfy · 20/05/2006 23:54

sue, I'd buy it Grin

suejonez · 20/05/2006 23:56

Cut price for MN'ers - but I'll need to survive the dangerous crossing of Offa's dyke in order to get the book written.

Wish me luck...

arfy · 20/05/2006 23:57

well it sounds much more entertaining than the pile of old shite set in Colorado 'fending for themselves'
which prob just means without a nanny and a dishwasher Grin

Jimjamskeepingoffvaxthreads · 20/05/2006 23:58

omg she can't have gone without a dishwasher Shock

arfy · 21/05/2006 00:00

"Still, I do believe that every tired housewife loading the dishwasher dreams of escape"

hah! I dream of a dishwasher

honestly, what smuggery.

suejonez · 21/05/2006 00:00

definitely no dishwashers in the 'van. It's hardcore.

"The streets of Ladbroke Grove are a narrow place from which to view the world."

Shouldn't that be "The streets of Ladbroke Grove are a PRETENTIOUS place from which to view the world.

arfy · 21/05/2006 00:02

LOL suejonez

I don't think you can actually see the world from Ladbrooke Grove anyway, can you Grin

suejonez · 21/05/2006 00:04

ROFL Arfy

Isnt there a folk song called "The streets of Ladbroke Grove are a narrow place from which to view the world." ?

I'm sure Ralph Tell sang it.

PLAGIARISM!

beetle73 · 21/05/2006 00:06

Speaking to you from Ladbroke Grove (or near enough), I assure you that I can see the world - through the window of Mumsnet.

suejonez · 21/05/2006 00:06

And is it narrow?