I need to eat at the best places, what do YOU need...............

[melissasmummy]

Go to google put in your first name then the words needs.

The first one that comes up is what you need.

Post it here & let us know!

PMSL! Mine says 'Busty Kate needs a date'!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Busty I ain't!

My second one is 'Kate needs to be hoooked up'!! What is it about my name?!

3rd one is 'Kate goes into rehab' - help!!

I need to shut up apparently. Bloody charming

I need 'fake titties and then I would be perfect'

hmmm. interesting.

i need a sugar daddy

I need a kidney.

Not so amusing

for you Gem.

Puts everything else into perspective.

I was going to say I needed a new wardrobe and unlimited disposable income, but it feels a bit churlish now.

more nous apprently

I don't need a kidney - thank goodness - that's just what came up.

Just wanted to clear that one up.

I need a nightie apparently

Yes, it would have helped if I had read the thread properly first

Apparently I need a good dose of lively enthusiasm and some books. French google says I need slags?!

ROFL

"XXXX - Beagle

female, spayed, vaccinated to date, house trained, 9.5yrs young, LOWERED ADOPTION FEE FOR THIS SENIOR PET

XXXX needs a new home because her owner is moving in with family who are very allergic to XXXX. XXXX is great with kids of all ages, she is good with other dogs and cats. XXXX likes her daily visit to the off leash and fully fenced dog park and enjoys her evening stroll after dinner. XXXX is very over weight for her size but is going to be working on a diet, she needs more exercise and should continue taking Glucosamine supplements to help her joints, Shark Cartilage would also be helpful. Both are inexpensive and can be purchased at a health food store. She will be a much happier and mobile girl once she looses a few pounds! XXXX is taking an inexpensive medication for her urinary tract type problem. She will have to take the medication for the rest of her life, one pill, once daily with her dinner. She does have good bladder control and is used to being left alone for up to 5 hours at a time. XXXX is a quiet girl who rarely barks or howls, she does not dig, she is calm and clean in the home and does not need a crate. Like most Beagles she likes to sleep under the covers at night. Being a typical Beagle who may follow her nose XXXX should be on a leash at all times unless in a securely fenced area. XXXX would like a nice home to retire in where she can get regular walks and keep on a low cal. diet so she can be a healthy weight - no table scraps! XXXX needs a house with a fully fenced yard. Lowered adoption fee for this senior pet"

thats ok, ggg. this all started late last night & we knew it wouldn't make much sense this morning!

mine said Fiona needs

????

ROFL @ FANNYMCBAIN !!!!!!

I need help
I need a ride
I need a man

Crikey!