Heres a poll : Would you pay for sex?

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I am not a troll as you can see. Wonder why there isn't a huge prositute industry for the ladies?

Now run home and don't do it again!

so use the net! there are plenty of 'personals' for 'friends with benefits' type situations.

i never found one in personals, but i did have a friend w/benefits who i saw when the mood struck one of us. he was a mutual friend of a good pal of mine and when i mentioned i was in need of a lover he offered himself up.

it was fine. we set up hte ground rules.

men like him aren't hard to come by.

you dont get a better choice in a nightclub

and at least if you pay you have the choice, i'm sure there are some minging escorts out there but you wouldnt pay for one you didnt fancy

ahhh, the whole f*buddy thing. yeah, i would imagine thats a great arrangment if you can nobble one. i mean, it's safe, it's fun and it's just kinda friendly and nice.

i wonder how much money i have in my purse atm?

do you think they would take visa?

I wouldn't shag someone I didn't fancy anyway. If I went to a nightclub I'd be choosy!

it can be a pleasant experience, DC. it fit the bill for me after my separation. during the waiting period for hte divorce, i really didn't want another relationship that was anything other than casual.

anthony and i had some great times together. he's one of my fonder memories.

No they arent expat, i agree.

I've shagged Luke the digger man and Vince Vaughn and I didn't pay either of them!

rhubarb have you been to a nightclub recently all the ones here are filled with fat old divorced men or young boys who dont know what to do with it yet!

I know a very good one in Preston if you live anywhere near there?

there isnt much worth a second glance in nightclubs, from what i can see

Only because you could outrun them rhubarb

note to self .... when single get to Preston!

But what would you do if you paid for sex, and then bumped into them at the supermarket?

With your mum.

Or if it was cr*p would you ask for a refund?

Bloody cheek! They were begging me for it!

Btw meet dp in a nightclub

met not meet!

rubbish rhubarb. you smell of onions. they wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.

DC talking about himself again.
I'm kicking them off my doorstep as we speak!

And at least I don't smell of vomit and sniff flanges!

i think you mean they are collapsing off your doorstep after being hit by the stench that wofts out when you open the door to them.

Or perhaps your fart smell carries across the channel.....?

what would i do if i paid for it and bumped into them out and about?

same thing as i would if i had a one night stand

not a damned thing, unless i wanted to hook up again

oh that was crap! even crapper than my jokes!! you can do better than that!