Does my ex-boyfriend count?
No, seriously, I used to climb rocks and was green and stupid when I started.
I once fell 20 feet and had a piece of protection pull out of a crack - it was dodgy anyways - instead of dying I just dislocated my shoulder
Have gotten stuck in lightning storms more times than I should have for living in Colorado
Once skiied to the side of a wet snow avalanche.
I slipped on some lichen whilst learning how to abseil w/o a device and fractured my skull and broke my tailbone
Whilst training for an XC ski race, I turned onto a hill that turned out to be a sheet of ice - w/a tree at the bottom. I had to plow w/i an inch of my life to avoid hitting that tree. I trashed my knees in the process, but I'm alive.
A drunk bastard hit me broadside after running a red light. Luckily he hit my passenger side and no one was in it, but I was all jacked up w/lacerations.