Great truths about life, that little children have learned....

[mothernature]

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)When your mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
2. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
3. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5)You can't trust dog's to watch your food.
4. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
5. Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
6. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
7. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
8. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

Great Truths about life, that adults have learned.

1. Raising teengaers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2. Wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held it's ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like joging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you choose your ceral for the fibre, not the toy.

Great truth's about growing old.

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4. It's fustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bother's to ask you the questions.
5. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousey beautician.
6. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

Thanks for reading

I like that.

No. 3 is a. true an b. still rankles! (speaking as an older sister). Must let it go now I'm 34 though

LOL mothernature - really like the children ones.

I love these

When your tooth falls out, and your mum tells you to put it somewhere safe, don't put it in your brother's ear.

Gerbils cannot be taught to swim.

brilliant