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My husband is a minger - HELP!!!!!

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 03/03/2006 11:00

He doesnt wash enough.

I am talking about him bathing once every 2 weeks or so. He works in a hot enviroment and does alot of pysical work, and works long hours. He doesnt really get body odour though as he uses deoderant but its his willy that reallysticks and gets covered in white stuff. It is totally gross and it smells. If I point it out he goes and runs it under the tap [sick emotion] and then he complains when I wont go near it.

Also his hair gets so greasy and smelly and I cant bare to have it touch me. It makes me shudder.

He gets smelly breath (although he does brush his teeth and use mouth wash) but it just smells jut as bad a few minutes later.

When we first met he bathed every day but since we lived together it keeps slipping. We have talked about it and he does make an effort for a week or so but always slips into his old grubby ways. He doesnt see that there is a problem but I cant stand to have him touch me, hug me, breathe on me, and it is starting to be a real problem.

(Must also mention that no one else has mentioned that he is grubby but i guess no one else gets that close!)

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schneebly · 03/03/2006 11:05

god Shock - I thought mine was bad! Dont let him get away with it! Tell him in no uncertain terms that if he wants you to go near him he will have to clean up his act - it's not that difficult!

fastasleep · 03/03/2006 11:15

do an archive search for wifeofthekipper tamba. I can say no more, my hubby is now an MNer...

(I feel your pain!)

NomDePlume · 03/03/2006 11:15

Oh God Tamba, that is minging. Really minging, especially the knob cheese stuff . I guess it's time for some straight talking !

tortoise · 03/03/2006 12:09

Yuk! My xxp had very bad breath but i started checking his tooth brush every day to see if it was wet! He didnt use it for at least a week!!! Kisses were a definate NO!

GDG · 03/03/2006 12:10

Shock I don't know what to say! Sorry, not very constructive but yeeeeeeeukkk!

krabbiepatty · 03/03/2006 12:14

Maybe he needs to go the dentist for the breath issue? Thsi is disgustinbg, could you offer to bathe / shower him yourslef?

FrannyandZooey · 03/03/2006 12:14

Jesus Tamba, that is quite bad. I think you have to be firm and withhold all maritals until he sorts himself out.

WideWebWitch · 03/03/2006 12:15

Ewww, gross. I wouldn't want sex with someone like this, can't he understand that you don't either?

lockets · 03/03/2006 12:15

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TinyGang · 03/03/2006 12:27

Oh yuk, poor you.

Sorry though, but lol at 'If I point it out he goes and runs it under the tap'.

turniphead · 03/03/2006 12:34

tmi - even for turnips

eve2005 · 03/03/2006 12:41

o godShock and i moan at my poor dp about his hygiene, he's a clean freak compared to that. o god, it makes me shudder to think about it! kick him out of the bedroom and don't let him back til he cleans up his act! besides anything else what sort of example is he setting for your kid(s)?

Piffle · 03/03/2006 12:44

Tamba thats grim grim grim

Bad breath its of ten the tongue that needs seperate brushing or scraping.
What a turn off
Plus if you're talking intimacy without protection
UGHHHHHHHH

NomDePlume · 03/03/2006 12:48

with or without protection, I'd imagine the smell is enough to choke a donkey. Poor you Tamba, you need to get tough with him.

expatinscotland · 03/03/2006 12:51

Sorry, Tamba. That's rank.

Jackstini · 03/03/2006 12:56

Tamba that is foul! Does he honestly think he is normal?
Do you have time to have a bath/shower together each day? That way he gets the sex and you get the cleanliness.
I also think he needs to see a dentist re the bad breath.
I would make it a definate condition though - no kissing or sex unless he has bathed/brushed teeth first

fastasleep · 03/03/2006 21:44

(Mine's never had cheese)

Thought I'd mention that!

Mum2OneAndOneMore · 03/03/2006 21:49

I am sorry but my stomach is turning please tell me this is not true Shock

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 03/03/2006 21:53
Blush

Yes, it is true but its not as bad as it sounds when its written down. I actually emailed MN this morning on the advice of an mnner and asked for it to be pulled as its not really fair to my dh that I have been so mean about him. [feeling guilty emotion]

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starlover · 03/03/2006 21:53

that is so gross! especially the smeg!

dp says you need to train him pavlov-style!
this involves a bell, a shower and a blow-job

Pip · 03/03/2006 21:59

Tamba, how are YOU being unfair to HIM? He should be the one feeling guilty, making you put up with this. It's absolutely gross, there's no excuse. He bathes every couple of weeks or so, and expects to get regular sex?

There's no way you should stand for that. Make him wash every DAY or he gets nothing. Come on girl!

Thirtysix · 03/03/2006 22:11

Divorce-only option I can see I am afraid.....

Blossomhill · 03/03/2006 22:17

I just want to throw up reading this.

I can completely understand why you want this deleted as well.

I would completely insist that he washed. I wouldn't let my dh within 10 metres of me if was like that

CountessDracula · 03/03/2006 22:20

oh god

do you share a bed?

spidermama · 03/03/2006 22:21

Tamba I feel for you. I have a similarly dirty dog inhabiting the marital bed and it's not bloody funny is it?

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