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Can you get a kidney infection from wearing a short skirt?????

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 21:11

Mil insists you can....

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 21:28

Wow WB your evening sounds like mine! What and exciting life we lead

I watched dancing on Ice (Loved it!) Msnned for a while and then went to bed - oooooh the excitment

(Im 23 too )

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DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:28

Oh God I was an adult before you were born.

Perhaps I will sneak off to get the coffin fitted.....

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 21:29

I thought life began at 40?

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welshboris · 26/02/2006 21:30

Worth it though, I go out once a week, but whats better?

DD smelling like shampoop playing with your hair

or

dirty old man touching your ass in smoky nightclub

Dumbledoregirl, youre as old as the man you feel

DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:32

Well it might do for you girls by the time you get there. Me, I had my kids lateish, so I am still at the mug-of-milk-and-early-to-bed-in-case-one-of-them-wakes-in-the-night stage.

Mind you, when I was 23, you wouldn't have caught me in on a Saturday night for anything!

DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:33

WB, Tamba and I had a similar convo about this earlier. The man I am feeling is approx 150!

welshboris · 26/02/2006 21:34

Not to get too serious on a Sunday evening, but age is just a number to me, I feel the same as I did when I was 18, Ive just learnt from my mistakes

Which means by 40, with all the mistakes Im making, Ill know everything

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 21:36

I had some rather strange thoughts about dumbledore et al earlier actually... I mean - are all the teachers at hogwarts celebate or something? Why do none have children or partners? I did wonder if dumbledore would be able to 'perform' but then decided he would use magic to give things a boost (Imagen having an Orgasm Incantation!!)

(In my defense I am poorly so have spent alot of time in bed with only the harry potter books and my wierd mind for company )

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DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:37

Getting far too serious, but....

seriously, 40 is fine. You feel a lot freer, you don't give a what most men think of you (except some of the really gorgeous ones!) and you do know a hell of a lot more than you did.

DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:39

Tamba If I had been drinking when I saw your post, it would have ruined my keyboard by now!

Actually, it has occurred to me too (not the orgasm incantation - I do use one of those actually when dh is not doing his job! - but the fact that none of them are married. And Dumbledore is clearly shown to be a bit of a lady's man at times, so I am sure he must have had offers...

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 21:43

You can just imagen it...

Harry pulls out the mauraders map and checks if anyone is around. Proffeser McGonagal is a little dot moving n the direction of Dumbledores office... Dumbledoor seems to be pacing.. Harry watches as the 2 dots merge together.

Grabbing his fathers invisability clock he heads off towards the headmasters office, silently he creeps up the staircase and listens.. he hears the portraits calling "hmmm I dont think much of his thong, but you must admit minerva hes got style..."

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FrannytheBarkSucker · 26/02/2006 21:45

If you ever go on the fanfic sites you will find that a lot of people like to think about what the pupils and staff at Hogwarts get up to behind closed doors.

So I've heard, anyway

welshboris · 26/02/2006 21:45

Harry Potter porn

What is this country coming to?

carlk · 26/02/2006 21:46

of course you can and from dirty toilet seats too

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 21:48

Grin Grin Grin

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welshboris · 26/02/2006 21:49
Grin
DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:51

I like it Tamba. Did you never wonder what Hagrid was up to with all his weird and wonderful creatures he kept as "pets"?

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 21:55

Now that you mention it

I have wondered if hagrids height has any bearing on certian other body parts

Youve got me thinking about the sexual activities of HP caracters now...

Dumbledore - Takes his time. Good lover, likes to please.

Sirius - beening in Azakaban and going with out would make him desperate for a quickie. No foreplay just hard and fast

Voldermorte - too evil for sex, prefers to 'work' alone

Snape - He'd be lucky!

Lupin - a bit of an animal

101 alternative uses for a wand - now theres an idea for JK Rowling

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DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:58

PMSL

Professor Flitwick would "charm" his way into a woman's affections.

Professor Binns would bore them to death.

If Snape was after you, let's just say don't accept a drink from him.

DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 21:59

Your dscription of Dumbledore as a lover, sounds very nice to me - glad I decided to be his girl.

Now let's see who you picked....hmmmm... Sirius. Like it hard and fast do you?

FrannytheBarkSucker · 26/02/2006 22:00

I think you can probably get a kidney infection from Harry Potter porn.

Has anyone looked on the fan sites? They are not for the faint hearted. Usually Snape or Malfoy getting it on with Harry or in one I glanced at, the Weasley twins in a 3 in a bed scenario

DumbledoresGirl · 26/02/2006 22:02

Give us a link to it then!

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 22:04

Hard and fast is good

Maybe the order of the phoniex is just a cover for some sex scandle orgy ring....

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NotQuiteCockney · 26/02/2006 22:04

Oh, but there has to be Snape or Malfoy getting it on with Harry, otherwise it wouldn't be slash/fanfic, in the proper sense of the word.

Um, Franny? What's up with the bark sucking?

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/02/2006 22:05

Maybe Sirius likes it doggy

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