Got on the bus from town and asked for a ticket..
He says "Child or adult?"
I do this and say erm adult please...
He starts laughing and asks how old I am - Im 23!!
I go and sit down and the ticket inspecter gets on. After chucking a loads of grouchy teenagers off he leaves and the driver calls me up to the frount,
He was laughing about it being a good job that I was honest and got an adult ticket and was saying no one ever got his age wrong, so i guessed at 30 - I was out by 2 years. I said I was going to get a t-shirt made up with my age on it as people we always asking me for ID. He said it sounded great as long as he could read it
Then said if i wanted to write a number down then maybe i should make it his phone number
Its a damm shame im married
And - I hadnt even brushed my hair lol - result
(It made me anyway)