Like today with DD:
Me: 'What did you just put in the washing machine?'
She: 'Ian Hithlop's thwimming cothtume. Had a pee on it.'
She has a piglet we all call Ian Hislop because he resembles him.
(and a lisp)
Don't know if I have explained properly but it does make me laugh, how these exchanges come about. you couldn't invent 'em.