Dyson Animal ticks all your boxes except the wet option.
I had one of the original dyson, but chucked it after three years as we wrecked it when renovating home and hoovering up nails and wood splinters .
Since then have been through a couple of cheapos and they just do not compare.
I was advised to steer clear of Henry's as they are designed for industrial work and not so good at manouvring inside an normal house.
SOoo i arrived home with a dyson animal and its fab! Suction is incredibly strong (hoovered my cream blinds the other day which had turned black and the dyson brought them back to cream).
Work v well on tiled floors also, and has setting for this.
has all the right tools to get in and around furniture. Can do stairs easily and the cord is long enough for me to do three rooms without unplugging.
It is a cylinder which i previously thought would be back breaking, but actually i find it easier as you are not pushing all the weight around as you are with an upright. and the hose is extendable so no need to bend.
the other bonus is no filters to replace, just wash them every six months.
Have i sold it to you yet? or do you need to hear more