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jco · 01/02/2006 22:51

does anybody fancy coming round and doing all my ironing, although you might have to wash the clothes first... remove the biscuit ds has inserted in dvd player... scrub away the hard mash potato that has been on my kitchen wall for 2 days.... tell dd that if mummy have to go upstairs one more time and tell her to stop jumping on her bed mummy is going to sream VERY LOUDLY....show me how to apply make up properly so i don't look like an extra from 'dawn of the dead'......do something with my hair so i don't look like an extra from dawn of the dead with a worzel gummage wig on......oh and please while your at it make me a cup of tea!!!!!!

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bramblina · 01/02/2006 22:52

Sure. Will be round in 15 mins.

jco · 01/02/2006 22:54

bring a bottle with you please bramblina

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waterfalls · 01/02/2006 22:58

bramblina
Wanna come to mine tomorrow night? plenty to do.

jco · 01/02/2006 23:03

yeah ok, i'll bring my marigold's

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waterfalls · 01/02/2006 23:04

A skip might be of more use

jco · 01/02/2006 23:05

sorry, i'm answering questions that weren't directed at me. thats what happens when your lacking adult converstion!!!!!

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waterfalls · 01/02/2006 23:06

Just noticed that, I was a bit baffled........unless of cause your a hairy truck driver

jco · 01/02/2006 23:15

is bramblina a hairy truck driver???

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waterfalls · 01/02/2006 23:18

Well she's not answered, unless she really is on her way to yours, dont answer the door to any big dark figures

bramblina · 02/02/2006 12:21

no i'm not, but my dp is and he's coming home tonight!!! sorry will have to keep my bottle for myself and stand u up, jco! maybe next week?!

bramblina · 03/02/2006 12:28

He's a dh not dp don't know where that came from...must have been over excited...

jco · 03/02/2006 22:13

fraudian slip bramblina!!!!

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bramblina · 05/02/2006 20:42

OOOOOOPS caught...

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