DH said there was no point taking toddler to a hairdresser but he's been looking disturbingly like Wurzel Gummidge recently so I bought a hairdressing scissors and gave him a haircut this morning. Having cut the fringe I realised I'd gone too short and shouldn't have cut over the ears, then it was freaky fringe and mullet, so I had to cut the back as well. Oh dear. He looks so sweet if a bit like an alien. Must stick to my day job. Ps I am not a hairdresser by profession.