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Have decided all bearded, greying men are twits. Quick rant.

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meggmoo · 24/01/2006 16:31

Yes I am hormonal but wanted to get this off my chest.

Go to put some money in the parking ticket machine this morning and it wouldn't accept one of my coins - huge faff as I am holding ds, have to rummage in purse (no money there) then to the bottom of my bag looking for another 5 p which the machine would accept - finally it did.

So, there's some bearded eejit behind me tutting and I tell him
"It doesn't seem to like 5 pence pieces today" in a cheery way ,to which he replied -
"Oh I'm such that's been the highlight of your dull little day, talking finances with me, how interesting"

What a cock.

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littlemissbossy · 24/01/2006 16:34

How old's your ds? would he have understood the words f off! if not, I'd have used them

NotActuallyAMum · 24/01/2006 16:34

Miserable tw*t

Hope someone nicked his car

meggmoo · 24/01/2006 16:38

LOL at you both, it didn't occur to me to tell him to F off actually.

I told him that I would love to discuss Nietzsche and Kant but had some tampons and nail files to buy. Ta taaaar.

It was a very lukewarm flounce to say the least.

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Blu · 24/01/2006 16:44

Did you really tell him that Meggymoo?
Top response!

Being sneery to people is obviously the highlight of his day, poor bastard.

starlover · 24/01/2006 16:45

idiot. what is it with people?

meggmoo · 24/01/2006 17:43

no Blu it wasn'y because he came back with
"Ah time of the month?"

Thud

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CountessDracula · 24/01/2006 17:44

You should have grabbed his beard and headbutted him

moondog · 24/01/2006 17:46

What a wanker lol!!

Twiglett · 24/01/2006 17:46

time of the month CD?

snurk

meggmoo · 24/01/2006 17:47

Yes, I wish I'd said something back to him. Just couldn't think of anything, was blank.
Isn't it rubbish when that happens?

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Meanoldmummy · 24/01/2006 17:57

Should have said "Yes, time of the month - I'm leaking all over the place, clots the size of aubergines, and it smells too. Im so glad we got talking, I really need someone to confide in about my heavy periods."

Sorry...I'm in a funny mood

fuzzywuzzy · 24/01/2006 18:00

MoM That's put me off my cup of tea...

meggmoo · 24/01/2006 20:02

MOM remind me never to argue with you!

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mumfor1sttime · 24/01/2006 20:04

OMG!!

What a bloody arse! I think I would have had to hit him!!

morningpaper · 24/01/2006 20:04

hehehe he sounds like Hugh Laurie in House...

hunkermunker · 24/01/2006 20:05

PMSL at aubergines. Never thought I'd type that sentence...

meggmoo · 24/01/2006 20:07

He was kind of right though - I had had a dull day.

Still gagging at aubergines though.

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