You know you are an old hand on Mumsnet when...

[marthamoo]

You can do links without reading the instructions.

And when you burst out laughing the word PORK comes into your head.

I keep using IYKWIM and IYSWIM in emails and nobody knows WTF I am on about
And I said 'ds' in a RL convo and ditto! And I shouldn't even be on hgere now but . . .
PS I used to be mrsmoons but I liked my Halloween name so much I kept it

I am serious - what does parp mean?
Please somebody tell me.
If it is an acronym it isn't listed.

how's the dishwasher?

parp explained

Thank you iota and HF.
All is now clear, sort of.

yes what happens is you say "Oh I parp myself on this thread!"
then you keep posting for the next day or so
it is optional to say " oh I know I said I was parping myself but....."

even WORSE than IYSWIM etc etc
I said to my bf the other day "have you got time for a quick convo with me about X"
he rolled about laughing