What should I do?

[Crampey]

I've started getting feelings for my bessie mates boyf. He's sooo hot, it's unreal. They have 6 kids together, so he's dead fertile and it drives me mad for him. I've given him the come on a few times and he hasn't pushed me away. My best mate just treats him so bad and I know I could give him a real good life. Also I'm 33 now so had better get with having a few more kids really, and he seems the best candidate on our estate. Should I make them split first or just get on in there?

Me thinks I spy a troll............

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oooh, this is so Deirdre's Casebook (the Sun 'problem' page), complete with the whole style and everything. Dearie, I think you should go for a hot threesome, and send us the pics.

Look right all I am saying is that I have found a chavtastic fella who I want to get it on with. Ok so he's otherwise engaged at the mo but we all know relationships never last these days don't we?

On the other hand............

Are you near a late night shop ??

But I don't fancy me mate though. Now him and me other mates fella I could deal with, you know.

Nah, don't bother splitting em, just use him for the sex and sperm so that everyone wins (including the 6 kids who probably don't want daddy leaving....)

MI!!! you read the sun?????

What kind of late night shop? There is the bookies and the offie on the ground floor?

Just give him a few good shags, have a few babies then go on trisha.

Well the offie might be of some use......

But it aint Trisha though is it? Its that Jeremy bloke now. Don't you watch daytime tele? What do you do all day???

Go down stairs........................

In your best Burberry outfit........

And

Do a Kinga?

Buy your self a life you spotty little oik.........

Too busy trying it on with my mates other halfs.

Oh yeah, know the feeling Hercules.

Sherlock, me benefits don't stretch that far. Whats a girl to do? I did save up for dermer brashien last year, so I aint spotty thanks very much.

I used to have to read all the papers every day for work, SL, and Deirdre's Casebook was utterly compelling. There is (or was) a photo-story every week, with lots of pics of people in bed in their underwear. And you could tell if a girl was common because this was the only occasion on which her bra and pants wouldnt' match.

The Mirror did something similar but not as compelling. All the letters were edited into this sort of style.

Do ya reckon that the sun would wanna hear about my issues? Only I don't seem to be getting much aid here.

Crampey

I know who you are,

Eh? Do you live on my estate?

LOL Sherlock - Crampeys 2nd post made me think it was a MNetter in disguise - I didnt post again cos i knew i would have no hope of cracking the code!!!!! - thats cos im not trained as a super slueth like you

eh? Sherlock, can you help me find my inner bean?

hehe deffo an mnner in disguise