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A perfectly normal question.....

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Maddison · 04/01/2006 23:41

...'Do dinosaurs have bogies mammy?' As asked by DS1 tonight.

Well, perfectly normal for a 4 year old I suppose!

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MrsBadger · 05/01/2006 11:48

my top one -
'Was Jesus right- or left-handed?'

Hattie05 · 05/01/2006 11:49

I get asked if everyone and everything we see does a poo

colditz · 05/01/2006 11:49

If Adam and Eve were supposedly the first people on the planet, who did their sons marry?

edam · 05/01/2006 11:52

their sisters?

janinlondon · 05/01/2006 11:56

Maddison I refer you to that great repository of knowledge provided to us by Hollywood - in the first Jurassic Park the dinosaurs did indeed have bogies. One of them even sneezed some on the unsuspecting child in a tree. And its been on telly so it has to be true, right?

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Maddison · 05/01/2006 20:19

Thanks for that Jan - I'll remember it just in case he asks again..and again..and again...

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nell12 · 05/01/2006 21:22

how about "why is it Tuesday tomorrow mummy?"
"because it is Monday today darling"
"BUT WHY??!!!"
How long before we just take refuge in the stock answer "Because IT IS!!!" (sigh)

AuntyQuated · 05/01/2006 21:27

stock answer for "why?"

"why not?"

starlover · 05/01/2006 21:28

great answer for "but WHY?" is "well why do you think?"

gets them thinking...

harpsichordcarrier · 05/01/2006 21:41

does that lady have a dining room?

starlover · 05/01/2006 21:42

of cou8rse she does... where would she eatr her dinner otherwise?

harpsichordcarrier · 05/01/2006 22:09

nono but that might be the lily room (living room)....

starlover · 05/01/2006 22:11

it isn't... look how she is dressed, she NEVER eats in the lily room

jennifersofia · 05/01/2006 22:13

How about 'Why doesn't Barbie have a hole?'

starlover · 05/01/2006 22:13

because she's a doll

harpsichordcarrier · 05/01/2006 22:24

precisely starlover
dd1 is Hyacinth Bouquet

fireflyfairy2 · 05/01/2006 22:27

Daddy and me put Jesus and God in the attic

they had been putting the crib back after xmas

jacobsmummy · 05/01/2006 22:43

I took the children to a adventure play park and had the following conversation with my daughter

Daughter: 'It's nice here isn't it Mummy'
Me: 'Yes darling, it lovely'

after a momentary pause....

Daughter: 'Why?'
Me: 'Errrrrrr...'

collision · 05/01/2006 22:47

I had yesterday.

'Mummy I need a pet.'
'no, sweetie, wait til you are older and u can clean the pet yourself.'
'Why does it need cleaning/'
'because of the poo'
'No, mummy, Im not having a pet that poos.'
'all animals poo'
'NO THEY DO NOT. RABBITS DO NOT POO AND I AM HAVING A RABBIT!'

Silence.

'Why do animals poo Mummy?'

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Maddison · 05/01/2006 22:52

FFF2 - very cute!!

Just before xmas my niece (5) was crying, her dad asked her what was wrong and she said she'd lied to Santa, he asked what she'd said, she replied 'I told him I'd been good!'

lmao about that one!

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colditz · 06/01/2006 11:21

pmsl AT THE NON POOING RABBIT! oops caps lock sorry

Albert · 06/01/2006 11:28

My favourite one from DS 'Why don't dogs wear shoes Mummy?'

Meanoldmummy · 06/01/2006 12:24

DS1 aged 3.4 this morning:

"Mummy, did you buy me?"

"No dear, Daddy and I made you together."

"Did you bake me in the oven?"

"No, I grew you in my tummy like a little flower in a pot."

"Can I go back in your tummy?"

Errr......

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