Beet - I initially suggested that they utilise their plastic pants for asphyxiation purposes. Then they called me a bitch so I speculated as to the state of their personal hygiene and their possibly inappropriately intimate relationship with their mother and finished by suggesting that since the amount of faecal matter in their brain was greater than that in their bowel, they might still consider relocating the pants to their head.
Which, on reflection, might be considered inflammatory and worthy of deletion.