Famous five competition

[Blandmum]

What are they saying in the picture?

I think it is , 'so you want a pack of five black ribbed for extra sensitivity, then?'

DH says

"OY Baldy, stop staring at my tits"

LOL!

"Nobody leaves until I have finished showing you my toenail clipping collection. This tray is from 1977..."

"We're so sorry we pinched your wig, Uncle Quentin."

"Gosh, I think Uncle Julian forgot to put his toupee on again!"

mmooo like minds think alike!

very good, now try this one

'I swear we didnt know it was the adult section of the video store we saw a video called aunt fanny and were wondering why she was in a video!'

Julian held on as Dick and his girlfriends' shag, rocked the caravan

oh crap i knew i shouldnt have had that last ginger beer! i always wakeup here when i do!

tillykins, you are sick! Brilliant, but sick!

anne couldn't remember if she had turned off her rampant rabbit before they left home

'Anne reached for the Silk Cut - she always liked a ciggie after a roll in the hay'

Why, thank you!