Men!!!! Just walked through the door and he's started.

[MrsBubsDeVere]

Bloody men!

I have decided to cook the tea early (having a fry up)and i've cooked the bacon and sausages and put them in a really low oven to keep them warm, as soon as he walked through the door he started 'for god;s sake what you doing it now for, it'll be burnt to f* when i've had a bath and shave', he doesn't usually have a shave but he is going out tomorrow night after work.

Why the frig do I bother eh? I wanted to get it all prepared so that I can sit with him and not spend all night in the bloody kitchen

tell him that

Chuck it all in the bin and tell him to buy a take-out. Silly sod.

Pile it on a plate and eat it all yourself! With ketchup and mayo and a pile of bread!

That is what I would do.

kama!

so, tell me .. have you started taling to the wall and calling it 'wall' and do you plan on visiting greece in the near future

... get the reference anyone?

Of course, twiggy.

(Loathed that film though)

Shirley Valentine of course

chips n egg, Twig!!!

.. and that's why I love you all

LOL you lot.

I've tried to be all housewifey over the last few days as he's been working alot and he's still a grumpy twonk.

Mine's been a grumpy twonk all day today. If poss he goes away but sometimes - like today - he's still a grumpy twonk when he comes back. Fortunately he's outnumbered 5-1 by the rest of us so we have ground him into submission.

MrsBDV, please don't take this the wrong way, but I knew this would be your thread. I'm wondering whether this man has any redeeming features? I've only read bad about him (and what a lot of bad - I'd have beaten him to death with a frying pan by now, but I get the red mist, you know).

pass him a cupasoup and tell him to stick it

You say, 'I've cooked it early cos I'm going out now. Bye.'

I'm with the cuppasoup idea. Good god. If I said that to my dh when I returned from a day at work .. well admittedly that would never happen as he doesn't do the cooking, but just imagining that I did, he would give me a right earful and he is the mildest mannered person on the planet. You've cooked him his dinner and he's in a strop about it?! Hmm. If he was married to me he'd be getting a loaf of bread, a thing of cheese and instructions on how to make sarnies for his dinner from now on.

LOL, you lot, hunkermunker, I know i know, i think i need to sit back and take stock over the new year.

MrsBDV, I very nearly posted something on one of your threads the other day but couldn't think how to word it.

Honestly though, I really think you deserve better than this man - either him with an attitude change and personality transplant or...well, taking stock will help, I'm sure.

thanks hm, he's at work today and out with the lads after work, he said for a pint, but, after a 12 hour shift, no proper food and about 6 pints he is going to be in a mess, me, on the other hand will be in bed and i'll leave him to it

I would have said "what made you think it was for you?" and eaten the lot myself.

LOL, i wish i had done now, it was lovely, not doing him a thing tonight, he can sort himself out.

he would be having nothing or beans on toast everyday until he grovelled at my feet!

I would have burnt it on purpose and then chucked it in the bin MrsBDV!
My dh is a grumpy git too. I`m dreading tomorrow night with him!

I get the red mist too. If he were mine I'd be a widow.