Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
- Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin-
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A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.
- Laurie Kuslansky-
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
- Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
- Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
- Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
- Charlotte Whitton-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
- Caryn Leschen-
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once.
- Jennifer Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
- Catherine-
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
slow!
- Kathy Buckley-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
- Dolly Parton-
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
- Sue Grafton-
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
- Elayne Boosler-
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson-
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything
done, ask a woman.
- Margaret Thatcher-
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
- Gloria Steinem-
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
- Eleanor Roosevelt-
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