That Backyardigans thing! Or BackGuardians as ds2 calles it. He was very excited to see it and asked what it did so I said "nothing." I went to start the bath and when I got back he'd clicked on it, had umpteen windows open, and was playing Little Bill and Captain Underpants (or whatever the spaceman is called), dressing up the BackGuardians, catching magic dust with Thomas the Tank Engine...and he wouldn't let me back on Mumsnet!
Last words as I put him to bed? "Can I play on the BackGuardians again tomorrow?"
Mumsnet. MUMS NET. Not BoysNet or GamesNet or KeepYourKidsOccupiedNet.
This could be Milupagate all over again...