What do you REALLY want for Christmas?

[HRHWickedwaterwitch]

Well? You can leave the thread open for dps/dhs!

For my mother in law not to spend her entire time with us, 6 days!, subtly criticising and undermining me.

Failing that to be p**ed enough to function but not to care

Jo Malone

Thanks gingerbear - nice stuff

for someone to wave a magic wand and cure my underfloor heating without the need to pull up all the flooring! brrrrrr-it's getting chilly in here

For dp to have the pregnant bump for two weeks, and then I would go out and binge drink til I fall over.

Message withdrawn

lots of sleep

usher gift wrapped

An insulated house with underfloor heating and someone to pay the gas bills.

for my sister to still be alive and well enough to enjoy her last christmas

Some smart boots.
A nice leather bag(radley of poss)
Both of which Dh has bought himself without me telling him what to buy.

It won't ever happen though. DH is incapable of shopping alone.

I want to be thin and to look effortlessly beautiful at all times.

Without rather extyensive cosmetic surgery, it's not going to happen

World Peace and thin thighs.

Actually if I can only have one,I am not that bothered about World Peace

My debts paid off
Be a respectable level of thinness again
To be a relaxed and nice mummy all Christmas
FIL and MIL to be snowbound and unable to visit (slap wrists)
Bigger house so we can try for baby No 3
Reliable car
For someone to invent sugar free, fat free tasty mince pies/choc

Pride and Prejudice DVD.....Colin Firth is gorgeous in that!!!!

Some new hair straighteners as mine are on their last legs!!!

Whatever else DP will choose himself!!!

A bigger house, failing that can I at least have a tidy one please?