Take time out for a bit of Friday Fun.............

[butterflymum]

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

2. When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
   second person.

4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10. The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2. Wrinkles don't hurt.

3. Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with quite a few nuts.

4. Today's mighty gum tree is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
   chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
   ask you the questions.

6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone

Brilliant!!

lol I like the you cant trust dogs to watch your food, that is so true in our house

Love it brilliant esp the teenagers and the families are like fudge-there are a load of nuts in our families

A scar is only an old wound that has healed..

Thanks, butterflymum - have just passed them on!