There is a Mummy at the school gates who arrives rushing every day,she would get there faster if she would just remove those ridiculous high heels, mind you her skirt is quite tight, so she probably couldn't run too fast anyway.
Still she is very generous and always supports the PTA (in cash). When we know she is going to be at a function, we always seem to get extra help from the Dads (funny that).
My BF's DH swears blind he only pulled over to ask her if she was going to the PTA firework display,says he was only being friendly, he reckons that the police got it all out of context.
I live in Surrey, do you think she might be a prostitute ???? {innocent emoticon}
BTW I am only joking.