Fecking Trick or Treaters

[skinnycow]

Ive just answered te door to a couple of cute little kids doing Trick or Treat so I kindly opened a bag of lollies (BOGOF Tesco), the first one popped her hand in and took a few then the other did. The first one then told her to "just take a handful". Anyway then about half a dozen of the little rats appeared from nowhere!!! Honestly I felt like I was hosting the Next sale

I'm a complete killjoy and refuse to answer the door. I hate Trick or Treat.

i wouldnt have apart from the fact that dh was standing in the hall yelling up the stairs "THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i tell them to come back on halloween, otherwise the same ones come round 7 or 8 times

Just given this advice on another thread but, heyho - it works!
Try opening the door with a smile and saying ''are you a virgin? Oh good, you're just what we need for our special ceremony''.
Or ''oh marvellous, just in time, We need a thirteenth person...bwah harr har''.

As kids we where only allowed to knock on doors of people we knew, but last year we had loads of kids knocking (that we had never seen before) while the parent stood at the end ofthe path keeping an eye on them. . . if they wake DD up this year......

open the door naked. aftermath of childbirth enought to frighten any goul away.