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have we had this before?mum misprounouncemnts

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wallopyCOD · 25/10/2005 17:08

ia m sure we have

htings your mum mispronounces

my mum " tumbler dryer"

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Bomper · 25/10/2005 20:20

I hate it when they can't seem to get peoples names right, my mum always calls Phillip Schofield Paul Schofield, dh'd dad calls Noel Edmonds Noel Edwards, and my brothers MIL calls Cher Chair

Bomper · 25/10/2005 20:20

I hate it when they can't seem to get peoples names right, my mum always calls Phillip Schofield Paul Schofield, dh'd dad calls Noel Edmonds Noel Edwards, and my brothers MIL calls Cher Chair

wallopyCOD · 25/10/2005 20:22

my mum calls moors valley
"moor valley park"
very annoying

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wallopyCOD · 25/10/2005 20:23

have a fof who calls outlet villages " ooleay vilaages" as in the french
makes em posh

alwasy want to clal Uttoxeter uttox eater

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HerRoyalLovlinessMaloryTowers · 25/10/2005 20:24

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JanH · 25/10/2005 20:25

Oh dear, I must have turned into an old lady overnight. Mine is SquareBob SpongePants.

My MIL has 100s of these - the latest is that she prunes her trees with lobsters. I will have to ask the kids for more (they remember them all )

JanH · 25/10/2005 20:26

cod, I say Uttox Eater too.

wallopyCOD · 25/10/2005 20:26

i love them

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HerRoyalLovlinessMaloryTowers · 25/10/2005 20:27

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HausOfHorrors · 25/10/2005 20:30

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wallopyCOD · 25/10/2005 20:31

have a mate who says jewell'ery

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Merlin · 25/10/2005 20:35

Muslim instead of muslin!

FrightfullyPoshFloss · 25/10/2005 20:37

Probly.

bsg · 25/10/2005 20:38

my mum - flip flaps for flip flops and pompadoms for pappadums (even I dont know how to spell it).

freakyzebra · 25/10/2005 20:42

Chair=Cher, heehee, I like that.
Americans say "pronounceation"... just an accent thing for me. I must say all sorts of things "wrong". Dh keeps picking on me because I can't say "pedantic" correctly (or spell it, I suspect).

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Bomper · 25/10/2005 21:10

OMG, how could I have forgotten this one!!! My mum calls the Internet - the Intraweb!!!

troutpout · 25/10/2005 21:15

'pacific' for specific
'dielexia' for dyslexia

moondog · 25/10/2005 21:16

Intraweb!

kikidee · 25/10/2005 21:29

My dad has some classics:

Cleaverage/cleavage
David Beckenham/Beckham
Cocaynut/coconut
Giberalter/Gibralter

That's just the tip of the iceberg btw.

crazydazy · 25/10/2005 21:31

What about "windowscreen" instead of "windscreen"

NotQuiteCockney · 25/10/2005 21:34

I like intentionally misprounouncing place names. We have:

  • croush end (Crouch End, only french)
  • St. Reatham (Streatham)
  • Sluff (Slough)
  • High Wi-combee (High Wycombe)

Hmmm, I think there are more, but I can't remember.

mugface · 25/10/2005 21:36

my nanna always said D O derrant for deoderant

HRHQoQ · 25/10/2005 21:38

How would you lot pronounce Towcester??? (all those living in Northampton not allowed to answer LOL).

As it's one DH and I got wrong for 2 1/2yrs !

crazydazy · 25/10/2005 21:38

I used to think the names Roisin was pronounced "Roysin" and Niamh was "Niam" until I had children and bought a name book and saw the pronunciation in brackets

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