Four year old's jokes

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Sonic razorball sonic razorball
Sonic Razorball who?
Sonic razorball ummmm super fast! AHHHAHAHAHAA!

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a gorilla?
I don't know, what do you get if you cross a chicken with a gorilla?
A gorilla chicken! AHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAA! A GORILLA CHICKENNNN!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana orange.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange banana.

Oh My God.

Ds2 tells that joke!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Duck
Duck who?
Duck who went to the farmers' market. teeheeheeheehee.

I have deliberately taught my children some jokes, because Ds2's jokes twinge my logic centres and ds1's jokes are so pedantic he can't even tell them.

I've tried that but the 4 year old just doesn't get it, eg.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying, Boo Hoo?

whats brown and sticky.....

A pig hahahahahahhhhaaaa 4yr old DD really doesn't get the whole joke thing :o

3yo dd says...

What's Dr Who's favourite food?

Garlic bread (she thinks the daleks are 'garlics')

We told her the what do you call a reindeer that can't see (no eye deer), one who has no legs and can't see (still no eye deer) and she replied...

What do you call a reindeer with no legs, no body and no head?

Invisible.

Why are pirates?

Because they aaarrrgggh.

Gotta love a 3yr old telling jokes.

It doesn't stop, those are all about the level that my 9.8 DD tells me.

I agree with kreecher , got a few years yet of complete non-jokes!
I have to brace myself when I hear DS (age 9) say 'Mummy, I've got a new joke' - I just know it's not going to be funny!