Nbg would like to introduce her friend to mumsnet...

[Nbg]

Come out come out wherever you are!

I have loads of imaginary friends - they all hang out in aplace called mumsnet

Good Question here

my friend's daughter had an imaginary dog called Chester. She used to take him for walks and stop at lamp posts

Not that i'm saying that your friend is a dog NBG !!

aaarrrggghhh - she's not even posted yet and I've already insulted her!!

Perhaps NBG should write a letter that starts like this

Oh p$*!! off

Shes just sent me a msg saying she thinks shes registered her e-mail wrong so shes trying again.

Hello everyone, its nbg's imaginary friend here, your a hard bunch to track down.

Thank god for that!

Sorry

Did I hear something ???

Hello!!!

tell us about yourself?

Hello Ngb's imaginary friend, at least you've had a memorable introduction!

Welcome Floody

OH no actually she would appear to be quite real, Oh pooh now I have to be nice to floody and to NBG.

Don't disappear on me now!

Floody, you are very welcome

Hello Floody and welcome to the crazy world of Mn

Finally! Welcome Floody. Enjoy...........

Nice one nbg

I've put you down as a definate yes for the xmas meal Floody.

I'm going to send a cheque so if you want I'll send ours together.

welcome to mumsnet floody

when's this christmas do then, I'm up for a good night out, hope you r all p* head's

It's the 3rd of December which is a Saturday. £13 for a 3 course at the white bear, you know which one it is.

Welcome floody ... make yourself comfortable, this is where you're going to find yourself at every available opportunity

Shes just sent me another message apologising as her youngest is having a crying fit atm.

I'll do a little intro for her. Floody is married and has 3 children. Her DS1 is 5 (I think) DS2 is nearly 3 and her dd is 9 months.

And they're all gorgeous!

I think she'll be tied up now.

I'm sure she'll come back later.

Or have we frightened her off already?